Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I dropped my Xanax. It wasn't until after I washed it down with some water that I realized it was still on the floor and I had actually swallowed a pebble of cat litter. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill. My cat ate it before I could pick it up. FML
Today, my daughter wanted to show me the tooth she had just lost. As I was in a rush to leave for work, I quickly picked up and swallowed my pill that was on the kitchen table. It was only until I looked back down at the table did I see not only my pill, but one extremely angry daughter glaring at me. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill on the floor and my dog ate it. The good news is, I startled her and she spit it right out. The bad news is, I still had to take it after it had been in my dog's mouth. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover and a pounding headache and tried to take an ibuprofen with a glass of water. I missed my mouth and threw the pill directly into my eye. FML
Today, I found the cause of last night's crippling insomnia was the sleeping pill on the kitchen floor. FML
Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML
Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
Today, at work in a call center, I went into my locker to get my pain pills from a recent surgery. When I opened the bottle, half my pills spread all over the floor. My boss walked by and said, "I knew it!" FML
Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML
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shawnarawwwrr 0
did you not even look at what you were swallowing?! thats what she said
manders_ 0
oh god that sucks..
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Comments (202)
Neckyl 6
Ha! You're a great storyteller. I'm sorry you swallowed something random. Your post is funny though.
Jxv 15
Oh my lord!!!
dragonvale19 12
Thats what ya get for eating off the floor... Then again im a germaphobe.... And nobody's going to read this.... Hmmm... Flarglefkptdbjgrabkednjydc?❄️???????????????
Sirin_fml 47
You almost summoned Cthulhu with that last bit.
WhoLikesPie 14
goes to show whatever it is you're taking , you don't need
tin_cup 27
You're my kinda gal-you'll swallow anything!