Health, Insomnia, Sleep and Medication: Missed it - FML

Missed it

By Anonymous - 19/10/2022 03:00 - Australia - Oyster Bay

Today, I found the cause of last night's crippling insomnia was the sleeping pill on the kitchen floor. FML

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Wednesday 19 October 2022 4:07

It sucks when you swallow the cat's litter thinking it's your sleeping pill.

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Wednesday 19 October 2022 4:07

It sucks when you swallow the cat's litter thinking it's your sleeping pill.

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