By ChangMu - 01/05/2013 06:40 - United States - Des Moines
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Welcome to the real world sir, or madam. On the bright side no one knee it was for you, so no jokes from the community. Plus will Ferrell said peeing your pants is cool or was that Adam sandler?
You might want to wipe your ass properly. Also, shower more. Although I sense this is probably for a tattoo or something. I use bepanthen for mine and that's meant for babies bums..
Ass Wiping lessons will work out cheaper in the long run. Go to Craigslist and find a teacher there. Avoid anyone who tries to get you to commit to a long series of lessons -- you might end up captive in a disgusting sex dungeon. . . or so I've heard.