Today, for the first time, I told my girlfriend of two months that I love her. She broke down in laughter and mockingly asked, "What are you, some kind of queer?" I could've sworn she was mentally older than a 5-year-old when I asked her out. I guess not. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I felt. She instantly burst out laughing and said, "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML
Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML
Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
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Wizardo 34
Dodge a bullet and don't let it go on for more than 2 months OP, end it now for your benefit.
firefighter925 18
Too soon? yea maybe too soon..
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Comments (157)
perdix 31
Call her an r-worded l-word and walk out. If she's white, throw in an n-word for ironic effect.
kottenje 7
If you wanna get technically, the n word refers to any race. It means an ignorant person. So technically it would fit her in this situation
VeganVampyre 27
I wanna get technically! Where is it?
kottenje 7
My phone changed it. I meant technical
coolboy675 16
You guys mean naggers, right?
Megan639 16
Wow thats insensitive, I'm sorry.
forlifebro 15
Well maybe she's a guy trapped in a girls body but never knew how to tell you
WrongRomance 11
While her insult was insensitive and not very well thought out... 2 months seems a little early to me. Especially if you're surprised she acted that way, you obviously don't know enough about her.
jackiemora 18
Ha! I didn't read this in time. But that's what I'm thinking too.
kittenproblems 9
I told my partner I loved him after a month, he said it back(although he was surprised I loved him that early) and two years later we are still in love. just saying it can happen
etishuman22 32
Although I didn't tell him it, I was sure I was in love with my boyfriend after a month or two. Because after failure after failure I finally had found my soul mate. Of course because I was a pussy, I waited for him to say it eight months later but I still felt it long before. We just celebrated two years together, as well!
WrongRomance 11
2 months seems a little early TO ME. For those who have successful relationships though you announced your love in 2 months or less, really congratulations. But that's not the point. OP had no idea his girlfriend would act this way, so I would say it was too early for him as well. It's a good idea to know each of the sides of a person as well as you can before you make a large commitment such as love.
BrookRae 19
They could have known each other for a while before dating.
jackiemora 18
I'm sorry but two months? Unless you've known her for a GOOD while (this is MY opinion) you can't love someone in a short amount of time. But sorry that she laughed in your face. :/
SWC_Penguin 17
He said they were dating for 2 months. I had known my wife for 4 years before we started dating.
jackiemora 18
Like I've said before "unless you've known her for a good while" and again mentioned that it was only an opinion.
Shrike 24
Of course it's an opinion, what else would it be? Believe it or not, everyone's different, and not everyone starts dating from a blank emotional slate. Saying "you can't love someone" like that is just a stupid opinion.
jackiemora 18
It's not stupid because I'm stating it from my personal experiences and what I've seen. With these FML's we don't know the whole story. I just say what first came to mind. Who knows that he has a similar experience like me or not. People seem to only see my negative comment and not that fact I still felt bad that she laughed. Just saying.
HarrisonVR 17
agree with 40. shrike you're being a bit close minded and stuff.. chill out, as you so sarcastically pointed out, it is her opinion and she is entitled to it without you mocking her. and in fairness when I read it I thought exactly the same thing.
jackiemora 18
Opinions vs. opinions, nobody wins. But thanks for noticing that I was only saying what I thought like everyone else does, lol.
clueless05 12
Some people fall in love very fast. It doesn't make it not real.
TheMathMajor 26
The fact is that love means something different to everyone, and just the way you worded your comment made you seem a little rude, as if you were telling OP that he isn't really in love because you know from your experiences that people can't love each other after two months. It's just a little presumptuous, no one can know what OP is feeling except for the OP.
HarrisonVR 17
we didn't say that it wasn't real either.. simply that it might seem a bit fast to the other half, which evidently it was. I don't understand why you're giving her so much stick and thumbing is down when other people are saying the exact same thing and getting thumbed up and agreed with? man this website annoys me sometimes
SWC_Penguin 17
Was she under the impression that you are a woman?
YepThatsMeee 23
Today, my boyfriend, whom I have only known a few weeks, told me he loves me. How creepy is that? FML
Shorty777 4
You freaked her out. After two only 2 months, she isn't ready for the "L" word. Slow down and give your relationship more time.
Shrike 24
No, but really, how emotionally stunted do you have to be to be freaked out over an "I love you"? Maybe if you suffered childhood abuse or trauma relating to the words or the sentiment, but after two months of dating? It's kind of taken for granted that two people who are dating have some kind of feelings by that point. Come on, it's a far cry from planning a wedding and kids and a mortgage and...
jem970 19
I fell in love with my 4 year bf after 2 1/2 months.... There is not a set time limit on when to love someone. That's ridiculous.
iwadasn 33
"Some kind of feelings" is not the same as love. Saying "I love you," at two months makes him seem insecure and clingy.
VeganVampyre 27
This reminds me of Gilmore Girls, when Dean and Rory had been dating for 3 months and he built her a car and then said I love you for the first time. She panicked, replied that she loved the car, and ended up running away crying. People do crazy stuff when they're caught off guard.
Shorty777 4
Everyone is different. The girl OP is talking about wasn't ready.
Shorty777 4
Obviously she doesn't love him.
jessherself13 21
OP, for some people two months simply isn't enough time to know if they love someone or not. Give her some time, she probably just isn't ready. But still, FYL.
MissLeslie 0
Even if she wasn't ready to say it back, she shouldn't be a dick about it.