Today, for the first time, I told my girlfriend of two months that I love her. She broke down in laughter and mockingly asked, "What are you, some kind of queer?" I could've sworn she was mentally older than a 5-year-old when I asked her out. I guess not. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I felt. She instantly burst out laughing and said, "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML
Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML
Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
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Wizardo 34
Dodge a bullet and don't let it go on for more than 2 months OP, end it now for your benefit.
firefighter925 18
Too soon? yea maybe too soon..
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Comments (157)
rattusrattus 19
Dump her, queerphobes aren't worth your time. Even if you're cishet yourself, they aren't worth your time. (Also, someone who shames you for having and expressing emotions is also not worth your time.)
Kukironosuke 16
is it just me or should "i love you" come BEFORE "will you be my gf/bf", relationships are meant for people who are already in love, not for people who think they might fall in love
jkmartinjk 16
Its just you.
BlackRogue 8
That sounds awfully stalkerish to me... " I've been in love with you for 3 years, be my girlfriend!". I'd be terrified, personally speaking.
Strychnine_fml 9
It's just you, personally I'd find it rather awkward if someone I'd just started dating told me they love me O.O
CharresBarkrey 16
This is so stupid. MARRIAGE is for people who are already in love. You date someone to fall in love with them.
Kukironosuke 16
the state of society is worse than i thought, friendship should always come before dating, 2 people should share friendship, and mutually fall in love with eachother before they start dating, dating is not a casual test, its the first step in a commited long term relationship
squideth 18
118 thank god you're here to bestow your wisdom on the misguided masses of society! But for real, get off your high horse. If that's how you run your life, good for you, but we aren't all the same as you. And that doesn't make you superior to anyone. Get over yourself
kittenproblems 9
you don't mutually fall in love then date. you start to like the person in more than just a friendship way(sorry I know it sounds primary school) and then date and maybe fall in love maybe not. you can only really find out how you feel by being in a relationship and finding out how you work together in a not friend way. what if you fell in love started to date and found out you couldn't stand the person in a relationship
Fou_Lou 20
It depends on the Culture and the Individual. In my country there is no real dating culture. Sure you go out with your beloved or like and get to know each other but its way less strict than it seems to be like it is in other countries. I would never call someone a Girlfriend or in relationship without having said the words and having had sex. stuff before that is just getting to know each other and testing out if you fall i love and if you want/can handle a relationship with that person.
Axel5238 29
Feel bad for the OP. It's become common with the younger generation where actually saying you love someone or anything romantic is gay or queer. Don't worry about it too much. Two months is pretty short relationship wise and it was probably too soon.
pulsar_ 13
No, it's not common. It's just her
wvcheesehead1 9
I hope you have checked but are you sure she does not have a ****?
musikchik 6
Take this advice from a female -leave her for someone who will appreciate your sensitivity. She's only gonna end up hurting your feelings more. She's not right for you if that was her reaction.
dr_snow_bear 29
Two months? What, did you think that would get her to put out?
HarrisonVR 17
as horrible as her reaction was, 2 months is a bit soon to be popping those 3 words I think. it's likely just heavy infatuation, be thankful you found out she was a bitch now and not in a year or something though I guess.
AlexiAwesome 10
Maybe she's like I am & uses humor to ease her way through an emotional moment to protect herself from pain later...
Calingaladha 21
What she said really wasn't funny.
noobsatin 19
after two months? come on, that's ridiculous.
christian_slate 16
I wouldn't dismiss her diss altogether. You're 13-years-old, right? :P