Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML
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Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML
Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML
Today, I saw a beautiful girl on the bus. Struck up a good conversation, walked with her all the way to my office. Forgot to ask her name and number. This is the second time I've done this. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask a girl at my school for her number. As I was typing it into my phone, she pointed out the giant booger firmly attached to my sleeve. FML
Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML
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Maniac_fml 0
try every number till you get her voice
choppedNskrewed 0
choppedNskrewed also guys, the missing digit didn't have to be the one on the end, it could have been one in the middle, in which case trying every digit would take a VERY long time :)
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Comments (110)
DestinyNiya 33
How can you call this a disaster?! How are you even a teacher, OP?! If someone asks you a question, it is your job to give them the right answers! Obviously the student wanted to know whether he was right or not, no need to call that a disaster! How someone so ignorant like you can become a teach is beyond me! Shame on you, OP! As well as rest of the ignorant people commenting bad on this incident!
dawood_k 27
Staying in India alone is an FML!
vikky538 29
Then what's the difference between a town and a city?
RebelDiaries 11
Why do some people expect people to know cities and province in every country? We're were always shown or talked about Paris, so...I am not surprised that people think that's the only city in France.
inkjoyimagine 7
that sucks, OP. I'm from Tamil Nadu and I'm ashamed that someone from india is that dumb. wow. cringing so hard right now xD
mattyiscool123 26
It's the only major city
abeliah 5
C'est pas grave, OP! Je suis une étudiante de français, et nous ne sommes pas tous stupides!
DestinyNiya 33
Shame on you, OP! That's not a disaster. Obviously the student wanted to know the right answer, and it's your job as a teacher to provide him with that. How someone so ignorant like you can become a teacher is beyond me!
SOILEDIT 51
Either she's a bitch or you just suck at recording phone numbers.
Fusili_75 6
You got over your shyness and asked her for her number. At least, you tried. Better luck next time...