By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States
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This made me lol, actually. Your wording is excellent. But who cares? If you're not married, it makes sense that no woman has seen your penis before. Hell, even if you ARE married, it still makes sense. #44 - I completely agree.
the thirty year old virgin!
#46 ur clearly not 14 otherwise yeah ur sounding like a ***** big time
i agree with 52 you could be a clean virgin or a player with STDs and who wants that
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The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.
get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.