Health: Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30...

OMG what is wrong that it had to be a doctor????? really i mean did you ever try to do anything pull the moves????? wooow i find that really upsetting

CreeperXRemix15 8

Saturday 20 July 2013 17:15

I find your lack of sympathy upsetting

ilse1989 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:52

I agree with number 12. Get some action dude :D

NickH87 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:53

Haha you have a pecker, a really small pecker...Its people like you who make the average size of a dick 4 inches, makes me feel really good

unknownimous 0

Monday 22 November 2010 15:54

And it's people like you that lower the IQ average !

Jaxro 6

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:44

Hahahah wtf

rukusrazor 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:52

Awww, is it an "innie" ?

smac_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:47

ouch... maybe you should get on that...

ShadyFTW1 0

Friday 22 April 2011 21:37

he better get on something.

caitie_roxs13 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:49

technically your momma was the first to see your penis.

lailax3 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 3:44

technically whoever delivered the kid was the first to see it.

imlifeless2 25

Thursday 25 July 2013 14:10

I wonder if they had the same reaction

twistoffate89 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:51

if your problem is that a woman hasn't seen your penis, why not just expose yourself in public?

newyorkmets75 3

Wednesday 16 February 2011 5:21

you could get arrested

Theicedemon77 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 15:58

Illegal, but it'd work :P

CreeperXRemix15 8

Saturday 20 July 2013 17:14

trust me... it works.

sugarspyce 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:51

Ouch!

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