Health: Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30... - FML

By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

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RyanRaygun 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:38

The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.

neonoodle 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:39

get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.

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Jasper_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:58

virgin at 30? epic fail.

raqraqrawr 5

Wednesday 29 June 2011 10:18

at least it's better than 13 years old getting pregnant

satanicminnow1 1

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:59

average size is ~6 inches fyi

kimboslice2103 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:45

and I'm above average :)

CinnamonBunny 16

Friday 6 January 2012 9:46

Dude, the fact that you have spammed this FML with comments alluding to the "above average" size of your penis (as if anyone actually asked you) leads me to believe that you are in fact overcompensating for a very little weenie. Why do you care if strangers on the Internet think you're hung?

ohhhhshizzz 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:59

Pahahh #13, wow this guys life must suck. 13 year olds get more action than he does. Woow. This is definately an FML!

SomethingWitty 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 4:02

Awwwww why you're just a late bloomer aren't you? It's okay I hear there are women you you can give money and they sex you. :^D

HomeBurger 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 4:04

**** YOU. this belong in sex not health. I HOPE YOU DIE. D:

king15 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 4:06

Do you like boys and thats why girls havent seen your dick?

lolffsfml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 4:06

aww poor you. that really sucks. woah #35, calm down.

kingsolomon89 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 4:07

HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

est91 1

Saturday 11 April 2009 4:07

your right...FYL. :D

theownist 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 4:08

either a lie or you are just the biggest loser ever

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