Miscellaneous: Today, for the first time all month I felt truly proud and accomplished.... - FML

By Anonymous - 19/05/2011 03:48 - United States

Today, for the first time all month I felt truly proud and accomplished. I finally figured out how to change the toilet seat. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

WavinFlag 3

Thursday 19 May 2011 9:53

just cuzz they are changing it doesnt really mean its broken...maybe they want the soft ones...

Valentina_Baby 7

Thursday 19 May 2011 9:10

It didn't say she broke it

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bubblekitty 1

Thursday 19 May 2011 9:22

it's amazing what people can do when they TRY

alaskasfml 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 13:16

considering the fact it says "i finally figured out how to change a toilet seat" common sense can only lead us to the assumption- they have been trying.

Livinia 11

Thursday 19 May 2011 9:23

Well good on you :)

techweed 12

Thursday 19 May 2011 9:29

With your brain capabilities, that's probably gonna be your highest accomplishment

california283 6

Thursday 19 May 2011 9:39

you go glen coco

NYC_Yoshi 3

Thursday 19 May 2011 9:42

why is this garbage an fml?

nocarehere 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 10:02

Sounds like a shitty situation!

IBeBlazin 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 10:08

No man stfu right now with damn shitty situation jokes, they're ******* annoying and don't even really apply to this FML.

teresa96706 29

Thursday 19 May 2011 10:05

good job :) I don't know how to change a toliet seat.

RainbowHeadache 2

Thursday 19 May 2011 10:16

Our toilet seat has fallen off without any help, so I don't see how it's so hard to take one off. If you have that much trouble figuring out how to change a toilet seat then you need to just go back into the kitchen. It's dangerous for us women folk to try & fix things.

ChantelRenaeee 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 11:11

congratulations, you may now move on to second grade.

Carlo3 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 11:29

good now I know who to call.kol

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