Anonymous
United States
Today, everyone commented on how realistic my "fat suit" was. I didn't dress up for Halloween. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
iliveformystery
Oshkosh, United States
Halloween is cancelled
Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed as a pirate. Someone complimented me on how convincing the fake teeth were that I had on for my costume. I wasn't wearing fake teeth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was Halloween, and I was giving candy to kids. When a group of kids who looked like they were around 4 years old came up to me and said, "Hey mister, do you have one of those things that make it look like you are fat under your shirt?" I didn't have one of those, but I lied and said, "Yes." FML
Anonymous
London, Canada
Today, even though I'm overweight, I was feeling alright about the way I looked in the historical costume I'm required to wear by my job. A little kid came in and asked me if I was having a baby. Guess I don't look as good as I thought. FML
EmmaleeSupertramp
United States
Today, it was the first dress rehearsal at a community theater. I'm playing a grandma to a bunch of little kids, and the guy who is playing the grandpa wears a fat suit. I put on my costume and one of the kids comes up to me and says, "Are you wearing a fat suit too?" and pokes my stomach. FML
PieterseMJ
Sandton, South Africa
Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML
Heggs
Today, it's Halloween. I get bullied every day and this was no exception, but this time I got beat up so hard I bled. Everyone thought it was part of my costume. FML
jking2z
United States
Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing my regular clothes. Everyone said they loved my costume. FML
cuz803
Halloween freakout
Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML
tinydancer
Richmond, United States
Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML
Anonymous
Queen Creek, United States
Today, I dressed up as my friend for Halloween. He has a very distinct style and I thought my costume was pretty clever. When he saw me, he said he had never been so offended in his entire life, and now I feel like a complete asshole. FML
Top comments
hotdogcore 9
Honestly this sounds kind of like a fake fml. Unless you haven't seen anyone you know in a really long time, or you decided spandex was back in fashion, I think people would have noticed you not being skinny long before now. Unless people you know are just asshats and decided they wanted to make a fat joke.
JNaftel 0
maybe you should just sit this Halloween out, you've obviously had your fair share of candy.
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totono 0
I think they knew. They probably thought they could get away with it since it's Halloween.
EightInchNails 9
Solution: Dutifully slap them bitches in the face.
TheFlyingLampie 4
Agreed :P
EightInchNails 9
Damn, Kris, I cannot escape you! :P
Xavi89 0
lmfao!!!!!
penfoldsman 0
hilarious!!!!!
zebrapattern 6
this is fake, someone submitted it thinking it wouldn't get approved until after Halloween so we'd believe their story. Fail.
ImaginaryFoe 1
It could've been submitted yesterday when many schools and places of business let the employees dress for Halloween. A better thing to question would be why "everyone" didn't already know he/she was fat. Was all the weight gained overnight?
at1325 0
I'm sorry op can guess how awful that felt. I call those moments a laugh or cry moment, you have to pick how you will react and feel about it. it's always better to just laugh it off. choose to love yourself and be ok with it or choose to make changes if you cannot. good luck. coming from a size 20-22 in womens
CreateZ 0
Ew.
randiZ25 0
good for you girl!
whcwtexan 0
LMFAO fat ass!!!
Juneyah1017 9
sure you didn't. we all know youbwere fat bastard from austin powers.
Air_Force001 0
damn
SwiftKick2DA 0
advice? don't be fat!
chloec16 0
great advice there