Anonymous
United States
Today, everyone commented on how realistic my "fat suit" was. I didn't dress up for Halloween. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
iliveformystery
Oshkosh, United States
Halloween is cancelled
Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed as a pirate. Someone complimented me on how convincing the fake teeth were that I had on for my costume. I wasn't wearing fake teeth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was Halloween, and I was giving candy to kids. When a group of kids who looked like they were around 4 years old came up to me and said, "Hey mister, do you have one of those things that make it look like you are fat under your shirt?" I didn't have one of those, but I lied and said, "Yes." FML
Anonymous
London, Canada
Today, even though I'm overweight, I was feeling alright about the way I looked in the historical costume I'm required to wear by my job. A little kid came in and asked me if I was having a baby. Guess I don't look as good as I thought. FML
EmmaleeSupertramp
United States
Today, it was the first dress rehearsal at a community theater. I'm playing a grandma to a bunch of little kids, and the guy who is playing the grandpa wears a fat suit. I put on my costume and one of the kids comes up to me and says, "Are you wearing a fat suit too?" and pokes my stomach. FML
PieterseMJ
Sandton, South Africa
Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML
Heggs
Today, it's Halloween. I get bullied every day and this was no exception, but this time I got beat up so hard I bled. Everyone thought it was part of my costume. FML
jking2z
United States
Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing my regular clothes. Everyone said they loved my costume. FML
cuz803
Halloween freakout
Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML
tinydancer
Richmond, United States
Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML
Anonymous
Queen Creek, United States
Today, I dressed up as my friend for Halloween. He has a very distinct style and I thought my costume was pretty clever. When he saw me, he said he had never been so offended in his entire life, and now I feel like a complete asshole. FML
Top comments
hotdogcore 9
Honestly this sounds kind of like a fake fml. Unless you haven't seen anyone you know in a really long time, or you decided spandex was back in fashion, I think people would have noticed you not being skinny long before now. Unless people you know are just asshats and decided they wanted to make a fat joke.
JNaftel 0
maybe you should just sit this Halloween out, you've obviously had your fair share of candy.
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Maxaxle 0
Picture not wanted or needed.
mzeemzima 0
McDonalds much lol
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
wow that sucks :3 btw what does op stand for? I havent been here long XD
fakeaccountX 6
Oversized Penis
MajorSchnitzel 0
oversized penises don't exist
chall16thvet 0
LMAO YOU FAT **** LOSE SOME WEIGHT
BoldfaceMatteo 0
time to hit the gym
amtrakmaster 0
hahahaha it's cuz you're fat, isn't it?
sexy_s_mile 0
i just wanted to say that they probably said that meaning that you are fat they didn't actually think you were wearing a fat suit but either way it sucks.
Allstarr23 1
I think you're stretching the truth here because yesterday you were fat. They just didn't realize that you're a fatty