Anonymous
United States
Today, everyone commented on how realistic my "fat suit" was. I didn't dress up for Halloween. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
iliveformystery
Oshkosh, United States
Halloween is cancelled
Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed as a pirate. Someone complimented me on how convincing the fake teeth were that I had on for my costume. I wasn't wearing fake teeth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was Halloween, and I was giving candy to kids. When a group of kids who looked like they were around 4 years old came up to me and said, "Hey mister, do you have one of those things that make it look like you are fat under your shirt?" I didn't have one of those, but I lied and said, "Yes." FML
Anonymous
London, Canada
Today, even though I'm overweight, I was feeling alright about the way I looked in the historical costume I'm required to wear by my job. A little kid came in and asked me if I was having a baby. Guess I don't look as good as I thought. FML
EmmaleeSupertramp
United States
Today, it was the first dress rehearsal at a community theater. I'm playing a grandma to a bunch of little kids, and the guy who is playing the grandpa wears a fat suit. I put on my costume and one of the kids comes up to me and says, "Are you wearing a fat suit too?" and pokes my stomach. FML
PieterseMJ
Sandton, South Africa
Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML
Heggs
Today, it's Halloween. I get bullied every day and this was no exception, but this time I got beat up so hard I bled. Everyone thought it was part of my costume. FML
jking2z
United States
Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing my regular clothes. Everyone said they loved my costume. FML
cuz803
Halloween freakout
Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML
tinydancer
Richmond, United States
Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML
Anonymous
Queen Creek, United States
Today, I dressed up as my friend for Halloween. He has a very distinct style and I thought my costume was pretty clever. When he saw me, he said he had never been so offended in his entire life, and now I feel like a complete asshole. FML
Top comments
hotdogcore 9
Honestly this sounds kind of like a fake fml. Unless you haven't seen anyone you know in a really long time, or you decided spandex was back in fashion, I think people would have noticed you not being skinny long before now. Unless people you know are just asshats and decided they wanted to make a fat joke.
JNaftel 0
maybe you should just sit this Halloween out, you've obviously had your fair share of candy.
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generalfubar 0
I don't think they thought you we wearing a fat suit.... you were probably fat the day before, therefore you are a dumb ass for thinking they thought you were wearing a costume
Scopie 2
I think you're a dumb ass for not knowing what irony is
elmorous 0
42- ftw
generalfubar 0
It has nothing to do with irony or an ironic situation. it was a comparison between two things, her weight and a fat suit. good try though....
hey2121 0
too bad halloween hasnt happened yet
valri3 0
Fake? if you were fat In the first place wouldn't people know already? I mean come on people just don't turn fat over night....or do they.
DevianceIsBliss 0
In today's American society they do.
TerrorDollie 0
It's not Halloween yet love.
DVecc 0
maybe they thought Halloween would be the day they let you know your a fatty
badtigers26 0
shut uppp
perdix 31
Everyone knew you were fat, they just used Halloween as an excuse to insult you. Coming up you've got Veterans' Day (Battle of the Bulge jokes), Thanksgiving (gobbler jokes), Christmas (fat elf jokes) and New Year's Day (resolve to be less of a cow next year jokes). Good thing those people want to keep you in their lives just to be the butt of their easy jokes -- and it's such a big butt.
CreateZ 0
Perdix, do you have some sort of machine that just shoots out wins? You are too good sir! TOO good....
DevianceIsBliss 0
Perdix, how are you not a famous comedian making millions of dollars per year???
perdix 31
Thank you, Deviance. It's because I found that writing comedy is much more fun than performing it over and over again. When you do professional stand-up comedy, you do the jokes that work over and over again. If you see a comedian with a great act, he or she has written about ten times that amount of material and has distilled only the parts that work. The problem is that distillation can't take place in the comedian's mind -- they have to try material out on real audiences to get it right. As hurt as I was when jokes I thought were brilliant bombed, I was also amazed how some jokes killed that I thought were only mildly amusing. I'm hoping to be the Justin Bieber of comedy writing. I heard he was discovered on YouTube. I'm hoping someone from SNL or a sitcom discovers me on FML and hires me to help them out.
tencentsakiss 19
My thoughts exactly, 66
yummycupcakegirl 0
Can i have your Snickers if you're going to Trick or Treat? lol
xPaperHearts 2
Well at least you don't have to worry about dressing up for Halloween :)
zackkmann21 0
time for you to go on a diet.