By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 00:08 - United States

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Today, during a blowjob, my girlfriend decided to try something new by squeezing my balls as hard as she could as I came, for a "more intense orgasm". All she gave me was a ruptured testicle. FML
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PharmacyJoe 13

Have you explained to her that testicles and tubes of toothpaste do not, in fact, work in the same manner?

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z_candy 18

Sorry op, it looks like you literally busted a nut.

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Delsanity 13

Such a good feeling ending with such pain.

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arrowgold 19

I'm a girl and I cringed as I read that. Don't be too hard on her, she meant well, but holy mother that sounds painful!!!

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Badkarma4u 17

Dont be too hard on her? It takes a special kind of stupid to think its a good idea to squeeze a guys balls hard enough to rupture one. Balls are not eggs they can take alot. For her to damage one she went above and beyond common sense.

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sturschaedel 27

I imagine they would be quite blue after rupturing.

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Llama_Face89 33

You've got issues, bro..

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savagetitan 13

Hopefully she swallowed to make up for it.

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Badkarma4u 17

She may have had a lover before you. That was into that kind of masochism. I had to smack a girl in the head because her ex liked his beans crushed. Unfortunately, when having your testes in a vice grip, it's its impossible to make coherent sounds or words.

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poostickles 14

I blame cosmo.

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crazy_loner 25

What can you do? She's a ball buster.

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