Today, due to the heat, I had a deadly asthma attack. Where was my inhaler? My dad pawned it for beer money. What did my dad do about my attack? Told me to quit being a Drama Queen. I had to go across the street and beg for a ride to the ER from my neighbor. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had an asthma attack while walking home with my friends. As I was struggling to breathe, they thought I was attention-seeking and left me on the floor. FML
Today, I forgot my inhaler. I had an asthma attack and had to go to the ER. The doctors told me it wasn't an asthma attack. It was just a panic attack from worrying about whether I would get an asthma attack. FML
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
Today, I asked my parents to babysit my kids for an hour so that I could visit the doctor for my asthma, which has worsened over the past two days. Apparently I'm a bad mother, and it's OK if I stop breathing, but shouldn't leave my kids to go out alone. My husband was at the gym the entire evening. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. They also took the inhaler that fell out of my bag the night before. The one I needed to stop the asthma attack I had from the stress of having my car broken into. FML
Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML
Today, my doctor told me my asthma was being triggered by my dad's smoking. He wrote a note to my dad, asking him to refrain from smoking while around me. My dad took one look at the note, then threw it in the trash, saying the doctor "doesn't know what he's talking about." FML
Today, once again I tried to convince my dad to stop smoking. And once again, while I was speaking, he lit up a cigarette and smoked until my asthma flared up and I was wheezing so hard that I had to leave the room. FML
Today, due to the high pollen count and despite taking hay fever medicine, I passed out in the bathroom from not being able to breathe. My mother accused me of doing it on purpose to make her late for work. FML
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DrunkenValor 0
When you get home, pour all his booze down the sink, and repeat for the rest of his life.
zack767 0
use the empty beer bottles to ur advantage when u smash it over his head then pawn his organs for a new inhailer
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Comments (184)
demonkey_fml 4
And this is what Social Services is for...
zuli_fml 0
HERP DERP NO ONE HAS ASTHMA AND HAS A SHITTY FATHER SO OF COURSE IT'S FAKE Do you realize how ******* stupid you sound?
rosemary_fml 5
**** that douchebag! leave him whatever way you can!
d1663m 0
1. Your dad is an idiot. Asthma attacks are real and can kill the same as if you were choked to death. 2. Get out any way you can. Foster care would be better than living with that asshole. 3. FYL... Most developed countries have something like the USA's 911 emergency system. Next time pick up the phone and call an ambulance. They HAVE to come and they HAVE to take you if they can't take care of the problem right there.
waterynuggets 0
Clearly fake.
TheTruth1428 0
I'm glad to see you recovered from your "deadly" asthma attack. I call fake as well. There's no way anyone would pawn an inhaler, nor be dumb enough / have the strength to walk across the street to a neighbors instead of calling 911.
Sportsfan86 3
Your dad's an asshole.
tifney737 0
can't pawn an inhalor this is dumb and it sux
loooooooooool_fml 1
Oh, the idiocy in this FML... I love how you people think that he couldn't go to his neighbor and ask for help. Seriously, do you people even know what asthma does to a person? Also, just because people "can't" pawn inhalers, doesn't mean that people won't pawn them. As said, if you know the right people, anything is possible. And why are you people getting at his face because it was a "deadly" asthma attack? Imagine, you could be attacked by angry and "deadly" bees, and still survive if you get help fast enough. This was probably the case of the OP you ******* retards. I have to say it again? Oh, how I loathe repeating myself...THINK, before you post.
Effitsbrandon 0
As an asthmatic myself I know how bad they can be. If my dad did that to me. I'd cut him. Again.
Norwegian_Wood 4
I've seen my friend go through a whole day of school having an asthma attack. She didn't have an inhaler at the time because she thought it went away. Before that day, she hadn't had an attack since she was a kid. We wound up calling the paramedics though, and she spent almost a week in the hospital after that... Nevertheless, she still made it through the whole day having the attack. So I can see how the OP might have made it across the street, especially if he knew he'd die if he didn't. And to everyone saying "why didn't he just pick up the phone and call 9-1-1?" Well if his dad is selling his inhaler for money, do you really think they have a home phone?