Today, due to the heat, I had a deadly asthma attack. Where was my inhaler? My dad pawned it for beer money. What did my dad do about my attack? Told me to quit being a Drama Queen. I had to go across the street and beg for a ride to the ER from my neighbor. FML
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Today, I had an asthma attack while walking home with my friends. As I was struggling to breathe, they thought I was attention-seeking and left me on the floor. FML
Today, I forgot my inhaler. I had an asthma attack and had to go to the ER. The doctors told me it wasn't an asthma attack. It was just a panic attack from worrying about whether I would get an asthma attack. FML
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
Today, I asked my parents to babysit my kids for an hour so that I could visit the doctor for my asthma, which has worsened over the past two days. Apparently I'm a bad mother, and it's OK if I stop breathing, but shouldn't leave my kids to go out alone. My husband was at the gym the entire evening. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. They also took the inhaler that fell out of my bag the night before. The one I needed to stop the asthma attack I had from the stress of having my car broken into. FML
Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML
Today, my doctor told me my asthma was being triggered by my dad's smoking. He wrote a note to my dad, asking him to refrain from smoking while around me. My dad took one look at the note, then threw it in the trash, saying the doctor "doesn't know what he's talking about." FML
Today, once again I tried to convince my dad to stop smoking. And once again, while I was speaking, he lit up a cigarette and smoked until my asthma flared up and I was wheezing so hard that I had to leave the room. FML
Today, due to the high pollen count and despite taking hay fever medicine, I passed out in the bathroom from not being able to breathe. My mother accused me of doing it on purpose to make her late for work. FML
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DrunkenValor 0
When you get home, pour all his booze down the sink, and repeat for the rest of his life.
zack767 0
use the empty beer bottles to ur advantage when u smash it over his head then pawn his organs for a new inhailer
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ohJeeznotme 7
Didn't you pay attention in preschool? 9-1-1
Suj 0
Asthma, definition: LOOK IT UP My little brother periodically suffers from an Asthma attack, generally it is caused by something, but sometimes it just happens, for no apparent reason at all, it's considered a disease for this reason, one way that almost always causes an attack is going from a hot to cold of visa verse environment rapidly, like when you walk into the movie theaters in the dead of winter and they have the heaters blaring, likewise, any environment that causes stress on the body can cause an asthma attack, on a hot day, one is much more likely to become exausted from playing, or even just being outside if it's hot enough, and depending on the severity of the case (which differs very largely from person to person) that can be all it takes to cause an attack. Pawning off any prescription medicine can be easy if you know the right people, almost all of them, including inhalers, can be used to make drugs, or as a drug by themselves, that's why you can only get them via prescription.
DynamicDave 11
Ha when I read this I thought of the TNA wrestling tag team, Beer Money, Inc.
kbd77 0
If my dad did that, I'd call CPS on his ass so fast he wouldn't know what hit him. That's called child abuse, and it IS illegal. You're also not allowed to sell/distribute prescription drugs, so he has committed another offense on that front. Bastard should be in jail.
DynamicDave 11
@31: *raises arms* MONEY!
jnavarro85 0
this is bullshit who the hell pawns an inhaler??! not even a crackwhore! inhalers aren't worth anything!!!!
Expertfail 0
Presumably a fake?
zuli_fml 0
They use inhalers to make meth and other drugs. FFS, people, that's why the shit is prescription.
bugmenotmofo 34
I don't normally comment but there are alot of idiots in this thread who think they know english http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/deadly 1. causing or tending to cause death; fatal; lethal: a deadly poison. 2. aiming to kill or destroy; implacable: a deadly enemy. "tending" "aiming" you don't have to actually die for something to be deadly. It just has to be capable of killing you. Anyone with an IQ above 5 should know that. As long as the Asthma attack could kill the OP it was a deadly attack. First legal example I found http://licgweb.doacs.state.fl.us/weapons/self_defense.html "Florida law defines deadly force as force that is likely to cause death or great bodily harm." Note "likely".
Nuklear 0
You know, most inhalers just blow air. It's a placebo effect and a successful one at least. So, you just need a goddamn brown bag or something.
maddog_fml 0
Wow, are parents that sick these days that they don't care about their kids? FYL
Brujah81 0
So i will assume asthma isnt real if the drugs arent real .. will remember that next time i am intensive care....