Today, due to the heat, I had a deadly asthma attack. Where was my inhaler? My dad pawned it for beer money. What did my dad do about my attack? Told me to quit being a Drama Queen. I had to go across the street and beg for a ride to the ER from my neighbor. FML
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Today, I had an asthma attack while walking home with my friends. As I was struggling to breathe, they thought I was attention-seeking and left me on the floor. FML
Today, I forgot my inhaler. I had an asthma attack and had to go to the ER. The doctors told me it wasn't an asthma attack. It was just a panic attack from worrying about whether I would get an asthma attack. FML
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
Today, I asked my parents to babysit my kids for an hour so that I could visit the doctor for my asthma, which has worsened over the past two days. Apparently I'm a bad mother, and it's OK if I stop breathing, but shouldn't leave my kids to go out alone. My husband was at the gym the entire evening. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. They also took the inhaler that fell out of my bag the night before. The one I needed to stop the asthma attack I had from the stress of having my car broken into. FML
Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML
Today, my doctor told me my asthma was being triggered by my dad's smoking. He wrote a note to my dad, asking him to refrain from smoking while around me. My dad took one look at the note, then threw it in the trash, saying the doctor "doesn't know what he's talking about." FML
Today, once again I tried to convince my dad to stop smoking. And once again, while I was speaking, he lit up a cigarette and smoked until my asthma flared up and I was wheezing so hard that I had to leave the room. FML
Today, due to the high pollen count and despite taking hay fever medicine, I passed out in the bathroom from not being able to breathe. My mother accused me of doing it on purpose to make her late for work. FML
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DrunkenValor 0
When you get home, pour all his booze down the sink, and repeat for the rest of his life.
zack767 0
use the empty beer bottles to ur advantage when u smash it over his head then pawn his organs for a new inhailer
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Comments (184)
wilt 0
Where can you go to pawn an inhaler? I'm just saying....
neji218 6
Why the hell people feel the need to ASSume a fml is fake?? If it mattered there would be a fake or not fake button.
ragsy 7
Pawned your inhaler? Fake.
phatdaddy62 23
What Pawn Shop gives you money for a used asthma inhaler?? I call Shenanigans!
chancesmi_fml 5
To all you morons out there who commented that this person's asthma attack was not deadly you are stupid. To say something is deadly doesn't mean you WILL die from it, it means there is a GOOD CHANCE of dying from it. Like cancer, cancer is deadly but it doesn't give you certain death.
iplayrugby18 11
maybe his father pawned it to some random person...using an inhaler when you don't have asthma and depending on what vasodilator they are using can give you euphoric type effects. If his father pawns stuff like that for cash it's obviously not on the up and up.
hiphopapotamuz 0
that's ****** up call child services
shelbz7077 0
that's crazy. you should get outta there before you get really hurttt.
markrrrrr 0
I guess it wasn't a "deadly" asthma attack...
RandomCommenter 0
Aren't all FML's fake??? :DDD