Today, due to the heat, I had a deadly asthma attack. Where was my inhaler? My dad pawned it for beer money. What did my dad do about my attack? Told me to quit being a Drama Queen. I had to go across the street and beg for a ride to the ER from my neighbor. FML
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Today, I had an asthma attack while walking home with my friends. As I was struggling to breathe, they thought I was attention-seeking and left me on the floor. FML
Today, I forgot my inhaler. I had an asthma attack and had to go to the ER. The doctors told me it wasn't an asthma attack. It was just a panic attack from worrying about whether I would get an asthma attack. FML
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
Today, I asked my parents to babysit my kids for an hour so that I could visit the doctor for my asthma, which has worsened over the past two days. Apparently I'm a bad mother, and it's OK if I stop breathing, but shouldn't leave my kids to go out alone. My husband was at the gym the entire evening. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. They also took the inhaler that fell out of my bag the night before. The one I needed to stop the asthma attack I had from the stress of having my car broken into. FML
Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML
Today, my doctor told me my asthma was being triggered by my dad's smoking. He wrote a note to my dad, asking him to refrain from smoking while around me. My dad took one look at the note, then threw it in the trash, saying the doctor "doesn't know what he's talking about." FML
Today, once again I tried to convince my dad to stop smoking. And once again, while I was speaking, he lit up a cigarette and smoked until my asthma flared up and I was wheezing so hard that I had to leave the room. FML
Today, due to the high pollen count and despite taking hay fever medicine, I passed out in the bathroom from not being able to breathe. My mother accused me of doing it on purpose to make her late for work. FML
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DrunkenValor 0
When you get home, pour all his booze down the sink, and repeat for the rest of his life.
zack767 0
use the empty beer bottles to ur advantage when u smash it over his head then pawn his organs for a new inhailer
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MrZach 0
Considering he sold it for beer money, and you had to BEG your neighbors for a ride.. I'm gonna go ahead and guess you live somewhere in Texas.
gueeterman 4
**** that. Steal the booze. Why waste good alcohol?
mishel 0
LOL I love your comment..
brydeec 0
WTF? Your dad fails.
ithedarkone 0
ouch. lol my advice is stay home as long as you can until you save enough money and find a secure job and then move out or do what you need to do. You in a shitty situation but use as much time as you can get until you are able to stand on you own to feet and get the heck out of there.
heyyimkell 2
Wow, your dad is a dick. No offence. But really, you could get him in trouble for neglect. Pawning your inhaler?! Is he insane? He sounds like a major alchoholic. If you're old enough to move out, do. If not, well hang in there until you can. If I were you, I wouldn't hang around that man any longer. Good luck.
c_alan_zoppa 0
What kind of pawn shop takes an inhaler? This is the most obvious fake ever.
RatIsKing 0
if it was deadly how did you post this? if this is true then f*** your dad
jpschilder1 0
this is fake. I have asthma too, so i know what it does to people. asthma attacks can't even be caused by heat.
fanstasia 5
If you're under age, you might think about reporting him to the police. OR Tell him if he does it again, you'll get him arrested for endangerment of a minor.
Luckster 0
I love the large amount of fucktards who didn't pay attention to their education. Just because someone uses the word 'deadly' doesn't mean it WILL kill without fail. It just means is CAN kill if one doesn't get assistance. Idiots. You all need to go back to school and take your grammar and English courses again.