The book of revelations

By MiraR - 06/10/2022 18:30

Today, I lost my diary. The diary in which I write all my appointments/chores/grocery lists, etc. It includes "Wash last week's underwear", "Batteries for vibrator" and "Diarrhea meds". I'm 99% sure I lost it in one of my classes. I'm dreading going to college tomorrow. FML
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Does the diary have your name in it? Sucks that it’s gone, but maybe no one will know it’s yours 😁

And this is why I stick everything in my phone’s agenda with regular synchronizing instead. I am so, so sorry.

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Does the diary have your name in it? Sucks that it’s gone, but maybe no one will know it’s yours 😁

dragonladiesfire 19

Unless some of her college classmates see this FML post with her name attached.

Yes, I've written my name in it... doodled on the last page too! :(

Diarrhea Diary? Wasn't that a punk band from the 70s? I can only imagine the story if all of those notes were in one entry.

And this is why I stick everything in my phone’s agenda with regular synchronizing instead. I am so, so sorry.

Wow, that's terrible! I use code names for stuff. You could write batteries without saying anything more. You'd remember. Laundry, not details. Meds, not diarrhea. You get it. Sorry for you.

You need a reminder to wash your underwear?

Yes I do... otherwise I might have to go commando while waiting for the laundry to get done....... I procrastinate A LOT!!

Plot twist: he’s a dude and the vibrator, dirty underwears, and diarrhea meds are all related, having a hole in common 😝