Today, at work, my manager fell in front of an entire lobby full of people on a wet floor. I'm the only one who burst out laughing. Turns out she has a broken arm. FML
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Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for being 3 hours late. I was late because I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. Apparently, breaking my arm is not a good enough excuse. FML
Today, at work, yet another inappropriately stacked pallet fell on me. I thought for sure that I just hit a nerve. Nope, I fractured my arm. FML
Today, after coming home from the hospital after I fractured my foot, I fell in the bathroom and dislocated my wrist. The ER doctor couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was explaining a complex work issue to my team. I moved my chair back so I could see them all. The leg of my chair went into a hole in the floor, causing it to fall over and me with it. I tried to finish explaining but everyone was laughing so hard they couldn't hear. Then they realized I couldn't get up. FML
Today, with a single misstep, I managed to send myself and several others tumbling down a stairwell at work. An ambulance ended up having to be called for one lady. FML
Today, during my lunch break, I sat on the manager's chair. As I sat down, I heard a snapping sound and I ended up on the floor. Everyone now calls me "the lumpy girl" who broke the manager's chair. FML
Today, at work, the most handsome guy walked in. Starstruck, I went to greet him and then take him to the owner's office, only to promptly walk really hard into the corner of the door frame, smacking my forehead. I have a massive bruise and my boss won't stop laughing. FML
Today, I stood up at my desk and fell. I landed on the arm of my desk chair. There was a loud crack when the plastic in the chair broke. My co-workers heard. They didn't come to check on me because I didn't scream. FML
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Top comments
solegit 0
i probably wouldve done the same tbh
Lustuu_fml 14
No, you're funny ! hahaha
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Comments (70)
LOLatU87 0
I can't not laugh at that kind of shit
Luckysam1984 0
EVERYONE knows its only fun until someone gets hurt, then its hilarious. Hope someone had a video camera handy so your manager can laugh about it later.
mzeemzima 0
dont blame u I probs would laughed too haha
ladybuuggy 0
I do the same thing!! I can never stop myself from laughing histarically.
ALERI0N 0
so what's she gonna fire you for hurting her feelings boo hoo.
Jimboom 12
Your life is not ******. In fact you are blessed as it seems you are the only one with a sense of humour.
ulicki 0
Can you say Fired?
funzcpl 0
lol!
mightymart 5
ydi for being a hysterical woman
funzcpl 0
how could you NOT laugh at something like that. sorry she broke her arm though. that does suck. but damn, in a lobby full of people! that's funny.
8trickster8 0
Uh, it's called empathy.
funzcpl 0
yes. that's what I have, empathy.
kittydidit 0
Come on! That's freaking hilarious!! People falling down is always funny unless they're old and fragile.
ipwnlosers 4
yeah, when their old and fragile, it's hilarious!
Jimboom 12
Except you do get double point if you hit the old and affirmed with the car and manage to make them and their walker fly in opposite directions! :-P