Today, at work, my manager fell in front of an entire lobby full of people on a wet floor. I'm the only one who burst out laughing. Turns out she has a broken arm. FML
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Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for being 3 hours late. I was late because I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. Apparently, breaking my arm is not a good enough excuse. FML
Today, at work, yet another inappropriately stacked pallet fell on me. I thought for sure that I just hit a nerve. Nope, I fractured my arm. FML
Today, after coming home from the hospital after I fractured my foot, I fell in the bathroom and dislocated my wrist. The ER doctor couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was explaining a complex work issue to my team. I moved my chair back so I could see them all. The leg of my chair went into a hole in the floor, causing it to fall over and me with it. I tried to finish explaining but everyone was laughing so hard they couldn't hear. Then they realized I couldn't get up. FML
Today, with a single misstep, I managed to send myself and several others tumbling down a stairwell at work. An ambulance ended up having to be called for one lady. FML
Today, during my lunch break, I sat on the manager's chair. As I sat down, I heard a snapping sound and I ended up on the floor. Everyone now calls me "the lumpy girl" who broke the manager's chair. FML
Today, at work, the most handsome guy walked in. Starstruck, I went to greet him and then take him to the owner's office, only to promptly walk really hard into the corner of the door frame, smacking my forehead. I have a massive bruise and my boss won't stop laughing. FML
Today, I stood up at my desk and fell. I landed on the arm of my desk chair. There was a loud crack when the plastic in the chair broke. My co-workers heard. They didn't come to check on me because I didn't scream. FML
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Top comments
solegit 0
i probably wouldve done the same tbh
Lustuu_fml 14
No, you're funny ! hahaha
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Comments (70)
blowkiss 0
unleash your schadenfreude desire only in the right time, kids >: )
jcbball0012 2
It also turns out she used her good arm to fire OP.
Luckysam1984 0
I laughed at this one a similar situation happened at my job the other day and it was hilarious.
skatingzooyork 0
I would have laughed too!
forresrgork 0
hahahahahahahahahah I can't stop lighting even tho that's happened 2 me but it was my sister
itisme_fml 9
YDI for laughing at someone's bad luck.
TheRealMidnite 0
I have always been a little disturbed at the logic that dictates that a person falling is actually humorous; it's simply beyond me. A friend of mine thinks it must be a "white" thing... though I believe it's more probably an "American" thing...
zfchatroulette 24
Well there's no reason to condemn an entire country just because some asshole laughs at other people getting hurt. I happen to be both white and American, and I have never understood what people think is so funny about that kind of thing. Also, there are plenty of non-white people who think it's funny when people get hurt... I don't think you should say such racist things, it makes you sound like a total prick.
chickinova 13
i would laugh to!
twilightluver347 7
Laughing at your manager is the stupidest thing you could possibly do!
MaryPoppins88 14
That's pretty mean, you would be really embarrassed if that was you I don't know why people think its funny to watch someone get hurt