Today, at work, my manager fell in front of an entire lobby full of people on a wet floor. I'm the only one who burst out laughing. Turns out she has a broken arm. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for being 3 hours late. I was late because I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. Apparently, breaking my arm is not a good enough excuse. FML
Today, at work, yet another inappropriately stacked pallet fell on me. I thought for sure that I just hit a nerve. Nope, I fractured my arm. FML
Today, after coming home from the hospital after I fractured my foot, I fell in the bathroom and dislocated my wrist. The ER doctor couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was explaining a complex work issue to my team. I moved my chair back so I could see them all. The leg of my chair went into a hole in the floor, causing it to fall over and me with it. I tried to finish explaining but everyone was laughing so hard they couldn't hear. Then they realized I couldn't get up. FML
Today, with a single misstep, I managed to send myself and several others tumbling down a stairwell at work. An ambulance ended up having to be called for one lady. FML
Today, during my lunch break, I sat on the manager's chair. As I sat down, I heard a snapping sound and I ended up on the floor. Everyone now calls me "the lumpy girl" who broke the manager's chair. FML
Today, at work, the most handsome guy walked in. Starstruck, I went to greet him and then take him to the owner's office, only to promptly walk really hard into the corner of the door frame, smacking my forehead. I have a massive bruise and my boss won't stop laughing. FML
Today, I stood up at my desk and fell. I landed on the arm of my desk chair. There was a loud crack when the plastic in the chair broke. My co-workers heard. They didn't come to check on me because I didn't scream. FML
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Top comments
solegit 0
i probably wouldve done the same tbh
Lustuu_fml 14
No, you're funny ! hahaha
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Comments (70)
buddyweiser 0
hahahahahhaha, there now you're not alone
TheNewGuy03 29
...then it's hilarious! |the kid|
marinus_fml 20
Let's just hope you slip under the radar! I bet he was too embarrassed to notice who laughed at him.
singer4life666 0
I always wait until I find out they're ok before I burst out laughing haha.
BrendaButt 0
Same exact thing happened to me but it was the cook who slipped = I think she hates me now.
byron7109 6
batman is the the shit
ICabooseI 0
if that was a guy wearing a baman shirt, younwouldnt gave said anything.
kaileigh10 2
I always laugh when ppl fall before asking if they are ok. even when they are hurt. I can't control it.
_vicky_luv 0
its okay im sure ur boss would of laughed at you if you fell and broke your arm..... its funny when people fall
extradorkyloser 4
okay, DONT LAUGH until you know no one is hurt. that's the key. because, as you've now discovered, you'll be a major douche if someone is.
chelle_starlight 0
turns out...you don't have a job anymore...
154rct 7
well, shit happens