Anonymous
Kokomo, United States
Today, at work, my boss made me go outside and wash people's cars for free. I work at Verizon. FML
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fail
United States
Charity
Today, I worked a carwash as a fundraiser. Being nice, I figured I'd bring my car, get it washed, and donate some money. When it was my car's turn to be washed, everyone was conveniently busy washing other cars. My car was in front and needed to be washed and moved. I paid $10 to wash my own car. FML
peachesthepigeon
United States
FREAKOUT!
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
TJ AJ RJ / IV the V
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San Diego, United States
Bad sign
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
Ross R
Richland, United States
Today, I decided to cover a coworker's closing shift because she felt sick. My boss even gave me a $10 gift card for doing it. I felt good about it, until I walked outside and found that my car had been stolen. FML
iswearicandrive
United States
Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML
towelwindow
United States
Today, out of the goodness of my heart, I went to work to help out a co-worker even though my last day was last week. I parked in a garage a block away for 2 hours. I paid $20 to park, didn't get paid, am spending $400 to get my back window replaced, and I have to buy a new iPod. FML
WellFineThen
Cedar Falls, United States
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
pgmonster
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Wreckless Eric
Today, I backed into an expensive SUV only minutes after my boss congratulated me for being the only employee to not wreck a company car. FML
Not420Friendly
North Hollywood, United States
Make it make sense
Today, I fixed my car starter for $700 because I worked as a delivery driver for a weed company. I went into work and my boss promptly fired me. For fixing a car. To do my job. Which I need, to pay off the car. He even smiled as he said, “Well this is gonna be real awkward for you.” FML
danny
Today, while working at a chain restaurant, I forgot to charge someone a few dollars for extra toppings on the side. My stingy boss took the time to take that money out of my paycheck. FML
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RemyX1 7
Thats some good service you guys got there.
Enslaved 36
You in a bikini might bring in business. Good thinking boss!
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vencku 13
The fear of being fired, subsequently jobless for months and having to move back in with your parents because you just don't have the money to pay your rent. You'll never hear the end of it.
str0ngersurviv0r 5
why did you even agree?
tatertot226 4
With today's economy you simply don't say "NO" to your boss.
wildsweetchild 19
I agree with a question. I had a similar situation...my boss told me to wash his car...I simply gave him $10 and said "it's not one of my duties, but this should take care of it"
JennNoVa 8
Is that even legal?
Kimmy___888 8
If it isn't in her job discrilyion then yes, it is illegal.
pastispast 7
tell your boss "**** you and your eyebrows"
pastispast 7
if anyone ever watched Breaking Bad they will know what I'm referring to.
skyeyez9 24
I didn't get a free carwash when I switched to Verizon last month! I feel like I was ripped off.
worldclassrager 39
If I pulled in and saw that I would pay you for it...make a little extra cash...literally I had worse at my old job...
Wealthyparrot 9
Quit and sue him for sexism.
CrissyyyS2 22
Well there are other co workers aren't there? I hope you weren't the only one who had to do the car washing. Don't forget... Wax on, wax off!
Ceejay1 13
I have Verizon, I'm going to go get my car washed.
Kimmy___888 8
I believe that that is against the law, as it is most likely not in your job description. Not to mention it could also be misconstrued as sexual harassment.