Anonymous
Kokomo, United States
Today, at work, my boss made me go outside and wash people's cars for free. I work at Verizon. FML
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fail
United States
Charity
Today, I worked a carwash as a fundraiser. Being nice, I figured I'd bring my car, get it washed, and donate some money. When it was my car's turn to be washed, everyone was conveniently busy washing other cars. My car was in front and needed to be washed and moved. I paid $10 to wash my own car. FML
peachesthepigeon
United States
FREAKOUT!
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
TJ AJ RJ / IV the V
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San Diego, United States
Bad sign
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
Ross R
Richland, United States
Today, I decided to cover a coworker's closing shift because she felt sick. My boss even gave me a $10 gift card for doing it. I felt good about it, until I walked outside and found that my car had been stolen. FML
iswearicandrive
United States
Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML
towelwindow
United States
Today, out of the goodness of my heart, I went to work to help out a co-worker even though my last day was last week. I parked in a garage a block away for 2 hours. I paid $20 to park, didn't get paid, am spending $400 to get my back window replaced, and I have to buy a new iPod. FML
WellFineThen
Cedar Falls, United States
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
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San Francisco, United States
Wreckless Eric
Today, I backed into an expensive SUV only minutes after my boss congratulated me for being the only employee to not wreck a company car. FML
Not420Friendly
North Hollywood, United States
Make it make sense
Today, I fixed my car starter for $700 because I worked as a delivery driver for a weed company. I went into work and my boss promptly fired me. For fixing a car. To do my job. Which I need, to pay off the car. He even smiled as he said, “Well this is gonna be real awkward for you.” FML
danny
Today, while working at a chain restaurant, I forgot to charge someone a few dollars for extra toppings on the side. My stingy boss took the time to take that money out of my paycheck. FML
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RemyX1 7
Thats some good service you guys got there.
Enslaved 36
You in a bikini might bring in business. Good thinking boss!
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skip_m 6
Dip a wet rag in gravel and never worry about being asked to wash cars again.
IscoreOnU 19
Did you get paid extra?
laden_swallow09 34
Reading comprehension.
TheyCallMeDamien 17
That's outside your job description and you should've said so.
Shmatterhorn 38
Then the boss lets OP know that she can collect her next check from the unemployment office.
limitedition 25
Did he make you wear a skimpy bathing suit, too?
Caitlon 6
Customer service
KawaiiCupcake 14
That's how far some people go in order not get costumers. I thought this kind of shit happens in cartoons :P
SoulAmeliorate 16
New ad: And now, for every purchase of a Verizon phone, you can come by for a free car wash!
perdix 29
Can you hear me now? Good!
RemyX1 7
Wash cars for free hmm I think I need to go get a new phone on account of sudden randomness. Ohh and Mr,Crabs wants to know where you work.
buddy51 23
ATT can't offer that! Verizon gives you a free phone, a cheap contract and a clean car! Your boss- genius!!
Kyle_Kawi27 7
"Hey go wash customers cars." ...."How about not."