Today, at work, my boss made me go outside and wash people's cars for free. I work at Verizon. FML
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Charity
Today, I worked a carwash as a fundraiser. Being nice, I figured I'd bring my car, get it washed, and donate some money. When it was my car's turn to be washed, everyone was conveniently busy washing other cars. My car was in front and needed to be washed and moved. I paid $10 to wash my own car. FML
FREAKOUT!
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Bad sign
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
Today, I decided to cover a coworker's closing shift because she felt sick. My boss even gave me a $10 gift card for doing it. I felt good about it, until I walked outside and found that my car had been stolen. FML
Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML
Today, out of the goodness of my heart, I went to work to help out a co-worker even though my last day was last week. I parked in a garage a block away for 2 hours. I paid $20 to park, didn't get paid, am spending $400 to get my back window replaced, and I have to buy a new iPod. FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Wreckless Eric
Today, I backed into an expensive SUV only minutes after my boss congratulated me for being the only employee to not wreck a company car. FML
Make it make sense
Today, I fixed my car starter for $700 because I worked as a delivery driver for a weed company. I went into work and my boss promptly fired me. For fixing a car. To do my job. Which I need, to pay off the car. He even smiled as he said, “Well this is gonna be real awkward for you.” FML
Today, while working at a chain restaurant, I forgot to charge someone a few dollars for extra toppings on the side. My stingy boss took the time to take that money out of my paycheck. FML
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RemyX1 7
Thats some good service you guys got there.
Enslaved 36
You in a bikini might bring in business. Good thinking boss!
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Comments (59)
ChamboMango 5
Isn't that easier?
sirjuice35 11
you're a pussy for doing it.
blackwidowtaco 31
A pussy for wanting to not lose their job? Oh yeah. Such a pussy.
IT_Nird95 9
Sure as hell not in your job description so you really shouldn't have to do it. Refuse, and take it up with HR if he has a problem with it.
LittleMagicWolf 7
This makes me want to cancel all my Verizon services.
LyraAlluse 25
I feel your pain OP. I've had some really bad work experiences, one of which involved my boss continually grabbing my hindquarters.
Interneter 3
Are you sure you don't work at Amy's Baking Company?
missadoodikins 9
I think op meant for free as in people didnt have to pay for the car wash. Still fyl.
YeaSo3 14
was it customers cars ...other than that i don't see the point. .. and where dId you get the supplies from
serendipity72 3
Not the first time I've heard of this from employers. It is illegal. Report it to labor board. You can ask to remain anonymous too, and they won't tell your employer who reported it
ravenevercross 19
This is where you say, "Up yours. It's not in my job description." Then proceed to call your lawyer and sue for something, I'd suggest sexism, racism, or sexual harassment. Get a good enough lawyer and you'll probably win.