Today, at work I wrote up my boyfriend (whom I've been secretly dating, because I'm his supervisor) for being $40 short on his register. Our policy is to write up anyone short over $10. He got mad and told my boss we're dating, and I was instantly fired. Then I got dumped for being a "tattle-tale". FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML
Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML
Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML
Today, my “best friend” threw me under the bus and got me fired from my job, possibly getting charges pressed against me. She told on me for sweethearting (ringing up one item when she'd bought multiple items) her, all because I’m dating a guy she likes. She didn’t even tell me she liked him. FML
Today, my boss fired me for dating a co-worker. There's no policy forbidding it; he just thought it was unfair that I could get with the "hottest girl who works here" but he can't. I live in an at-will employment state. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? My boss didn't like that my manager and I are friends outside of work, and he thinks we are sleeping together. She's gay and I live with my boyfriend of five years. He blamed it on me wearing the wrong shoes three weeks ago. FML
Today, I was telling my coworker that I was considering quitting the shady, 50-shades-of-scum business we work at. He snitched to our boss, who quickly fired me on bullshit charges of incompetence, theft, and workplace bullying. I guess I'm not getting a good reference from him. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML
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nzkristy 0
He is obviously to immature to understand the importance of having the correct amount of money in the till and the fact you have to do your job and properly to. You will find someone with the same mentality no doubt and will be better off without the other guy.
Rayn4u_fml 0
No way! You should've taken more money out and mentioned to your boss he was stealing out of the till. If you'd done that you'd be rid of him, still have a job, and have some extra spending money.
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Comments (117)
NorfolkDude 2
Man you got PUNK'D badly. I suggest you do the same to your ex-boyfriend.
jchansfan 0
i don't think her ex-boyfriend is Ashton Kutcher...
kernelkat 16
Don't shit where you eat.
Zion0153 4
YDI for not informing whoever is your boss that you two were dating. Most places I've worked move people who are dating away from each other so shit like this doesn't happen. Especially if one of you if a supervisor of some sort and the other is just a cashier. Your ex could sue the company for sexual harassment because the write up came from someone he was dating. And although YLIF because he broke up with you after, I wouldn't want to be with him after he ratted you out anyways = So it's probably better that you find a new job and move on. You did do the right thing by writing him up, but try to follow all policies, or in this case, date someone you can trust to keep their mouth shut when you're only doing what you had to do.
Tippssy 0
"wahh I got fired for not following company policies". Grow the **** up.
RedBaron 0
Maybe he was stealing the money to buy you something?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
... Like that would've made it better.
highwind886 0
So let's see, you purposely snuck around breaking the rules set by your company, rules which you were clearly aware of, and expected not to be punished? You deserve to be punished, though I'll agree that your ex is a douchebag since he thought dating you meant he wouldn't get into trouble when he messed up his till. He was clearly a terribly boyfriend anyways, and it sucks you had to lose your job over some idiot like him.
exquisite 0
They have that policy for a reason just proven here. Hope he got fired too...
blastvortex 4
You totally deserved it. Don't break the law unless you're prepared to deal with the consequences.
nd131262 0
Are you two like 13? Otherwise sounds like you picked a real winner for a bf.
skyeyez9 25
this is a blessing in disguise. Youfound out he was a thief and embezzling money from the register. Be thankful he was caught now and not 6 mos later when you noticed he pawned your dead great grandmother's heirloom jewelrey you inherited.