Today, at work I wrote up my boyfriend (whom I've been secretly dating, because I'm his supervisor) for being $40 short on his register. Our policy is to write up anyone short over $10. He got mad and told my boss we're dating, and I was instantly fired. Then I got dumped for being a "tattle-tale". FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML
Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML
Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML
Today, my “best friend” threw me under the bus and got me fired from my job, possibly getting charges pressed against me. She told on me for sweethearting (ringing up one item when she'd bought multiple items) her, all because I’m dating a guy she likes. She didn’t even tell me she liked him. FML
Today, my boss fired me for dating a co-worker. There's no policy forbidding it; he just thought it was unfair that I could get with the "hottest girl who works here" but he can't. I live in an at-will employment state. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? My boss didn't like that my manager and I are friends outside of work, and he thinks we are sleeping together. She's gay and I live with my boyfriend of five years. He blamed it on me wearing the wrong shoes three weeks ago. FML
Today, I was telling my coworker that I was considering quitting the shady, 50-shades-of-scum business we work at. He snitched to our boss, who quickly fired me on bullshit charges of incompetence, theft, and workplace bullying. I guess I'm not getting a good reference from him. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
nzkristy 0
He is obviously to immature to understand the importance of having the correct amount of money in the till and the fact you have to do your job and properly to. You will find someone with the same mentality no doubt and will be better off without the other guy.
Rayn4u_fml 0
No way! You should've taken more money out and mentioned to your boss he was stealing out of the till. If you'd done that you'd be rid of him, still have a job, and have some extra spending money.
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Comments (117)
Reality_bites 14
#43 Well said, I totally agree with your comments. OP: Sorry that you had to learn a life lesson the hard way.
lostfaithinpppl 19
Not going to repeat what others already said. YDI
Sun_Kissed18 25
Him calling her a tattle tale was kinda a big hint that he stole it... If it was an error why would he call her that? No, he obviously stole it figuring his girl had his back. She was just trying to do her job, he was just mad he was caught
Vagrarian 2
I have to say...YDI for dating a co-worker. Never, ever, ever date a co-worker.
HappyCatIsHappy 0
I'm curious, why in some workplaces are you fired for dating co-workers? That's ridiculous.
diet_otaku 0
because of all the bullshit drama it causes when they break up (and because some employees don't have the decency not to **** in the office).
Vaetrus 0
You have horrible taste in men.
tiger411 0
I worked at a movie theater, and if we were more than $25 short on our register, it was an automatic write up. I was a supervisor, but friends with some of the employees (I had worked with them, and was then promoted) and it was difficult at times, but I never had them pull anything like that. He sounds like an asshole, and you can do better.
flinkpamingo 0
Some people just insist on ******** in their own nest! That's why there are rules like that in some businesses. I think you got what you deserved. You knew better and knew the consequences. It was your choice. You made your bed......now lie in it!
nypd613 0
you so derserved it! both the firing and the dumping. where's your loyalty?
PhillyFox 0
FYL and YDI. Your bf sounds like a huge asshole. But if you make a decision to break company policy, you consent to the risk of being fired for it.