Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, I was fired from my job for "lack of work". What that means is that my boss hired his good-for-nothing lazy son, who then got too big of a mortgage, and he had to let me go to pay him a higher salary. FML
Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. My boss is my brother. His reason being that, "it would create awkward tension between us." I've been working for him for 5 years, and it's like he's only just realised that I was there. FML
Today, my son was fired from his new job, which was going to support us since I recently lost mine. His excuse was, "Conflict of interest." He was a mascot for a fast-food restaurant and refused to dance around. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? My boss didn't like that my manager and I are friends outside of work, and he thinks we are sleeping together. She's gay and I live with my boyfriend of five years. He blamed it on me wearing the wrong shoes three weeks ago. FML
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Twinklestar 0
Depending on the context, it might be a good thing he doesn't feel comfortable paying his sons gf...
mickeyymouse 0
you can prob actually make a complaint for that. he doesn't have any work related reason and he can't fire you for personal issues
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geppy 0
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You should've thought of that before deciding to **** the boss's son. I'm not saying you're dating the bloke because he's your boss's son. But that sort of thing puts everyone involved in an awkward position, especially your boss. I think this solution was for the best. So, neither FYL or YDI.
Kamon97 23
You're an idiot...
spitfire35 3
Well, that is an uncomfortable situation. but he should have at least made sure you got a good recommendation letter.
dudeitsdanny 10
Thats why you dont date your syperior.. Or his son. But FYL
dman5 0
haha
onlinegamer23 0
he probably didnt like ya so he thought if i fire her shell break up with my son... well thats my logics
Twinklestar 0
Depending on the context, it might be a good thing he doesn't feel comfortable paying his sons gf...
mickeyymouse 0
you can prob actually make a complaint for that. he doesn't have any work related reason and he can't fire you for personal issues
akg98 13
Yeah, thats not going to be awkward. Say he invites her to dinner. - So, hows it going mr. Johnson? -Terrible. -whys that? -im bankrupt because you sued me! -…oh
justaweirdgirl 14
-how's life going? -well I'm struggling and broke because you ******* fired me?
time4coffee 3
Sounds like a cover up for the real reason he wanted to fire you. Probably didn't want to tell his son's girlfriend she was screwing up
vde_fml 15
Well you could probably sue him because if you are doing your job OK he has no reason to fire you. On personal matters you or rather he should settel the matter outside of work and not involving your job. p.s. I don't know what is your job and I don't know how you met your bosses son so my opinion could change depending on that but anyway speak again with your boss because really that's not a good reason to fire you.
youthink_fml 0
Probably the only reason you were hired so you really didn't lose anything. And you probably didn't do a very good job so that's the excuse he's going to use to get rid of you.