Today, at work I wrote up my boyfriend (whom I've been secretly dating, because I'm his supervisor) for being $40 short on his register. Our policy is to write up anyone short over $10. He got mad and told my boss we're dating, and I was instantly fired. Then I got dumped for being a "tattle-tale". FML
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Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML
Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML
Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML
Today, my “best friend” threw me under the bus and got me fired from my job, possibly getting charges pressed against me. She told on me for sweethearting (ringing up one item when she'd bought multiple items) her, all because I’m dating a guy she likes. She didn’t even tell me she liked him. FML
Today, my boss fired me for dating a co-worker. There's no policy forbidding it; he just thought it was unfair that I could get with the "hottest girl who works here" but he can't. I live in an at-will employment state. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? My boss didn't like that my manager and I are friends outside of work, and he thinks we are sleeping together. She's gay and I live with my boyfriend of five years. He blamed it on me wearing the wrong shoes three weeks ago. FML
Today, I was telling my coworker that I was considering quitting the shady, 50-shades-of-scum business we work at. He snitched to our boss, who quickly fired me on bullshit charges of incompetence, theft, and workplace bullying. I guess I'm not getting a good reference from him. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
nzkristy 0
He is obviously to immature to understand the importance of having the correct amount of money in the till and the fact you have to do your job and properly to. You will find someone with the same mentality no doubt and will be better off without the other guy.
Rayn4u_fml 0
No way! You should've taken more money out and mentioned to your boss he was stealing out of the till. If you'd done that you'd be rid of him, still have a job, and have some extra spending money.
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Comments (117)
monkiki62 5
Ydi. If you expected to write him up and things would be dandy your dumb. You shoulda either not have wrote him up or broke up with him first for being a thief. And did you even bother checking the cameras? Geez.
rocker_chick23 27
Don't call OP dumb when you can't even use the correct you're.
Googolman 29
Why did you get fired and he didn't? He was a part of the relationship.
ddlovatolover 23
Couldn't you tell your boss that he wasn't actually dating you or something, and made that up to try and get you in trouble too?
Evil20071 20
been there. sucks.
fantasyworld 39
You're better off without him.
gabby_john_ 15
Did he get fired as well?
daemonsparta 16
this is why most places say no dating coworkers
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I’m going to say this is both FYL and YDI. Your boyfriend was an immature douche if he thought dating you meant that he can receive special treatment such as no consequences for poor work, and you’re definitely better off without that immature brat since you were just doing your job. However, since you were a supervisor, you should’ve been fully aware of the company’s policy that forbids workplace relationships, and you should’ve obeyed it if you really wanted to keep that job. An incident like this is probably one of the many reasons why most companies don’t allow them in the first place.