Today, at work I wrote up my boyfriend (whom I've been secretly dating, because I'm his supervisor) for being $40 short on his register. Our policy is to write up anyone short over $10. He got mad and told my boss we're dating, and I was instantly fired. Then I got dumped for being a "tattle-tale". FML
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Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML
Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML
Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML
Today, my “best friend” threw me under the bus and got me fired from my job, possibly getting charges pressed against me. She told on me for sweethearting (ringing up one item when she'd bought multiple items) her, all because I’m dating a guy she likes. She didn’t even tell me she liked him. FML
Today, my boss fired me for dating a co-worker. There's no policy forbidding it; he just thought it was unfair that I could get with the "hottest girl who works here" but he can't. I live in an at-will employment state. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? My boss didn't like that my manager and I are friends outside of work, and he thinks we are sleeping together. She's gay and I live with my boyfriend of five years. He blamed it on me wearing the wrong shoes three weeks ago. FML
Today, I was telling my coworker that I was considering quitting the shady, 50-shades-of-scum business we work at. He snitched to our boss, who quickly fired me on bullshit charges of incompetence, theft, and workplace bullying. I guess I'm not getting a good reference from him. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
nzkristy 0
He is obviously to immature to understand the importance of having the correct amount of money in the till and the fact you have to do your job and properly to. You will find someone with the same mentality no doubt and will be better off without the other guy.
Rayn4u_fml 0
No way! You should've taken more money out and mentioned to your boss he was stealing out of the till. If you'd done that you'd be rid of him, still have a job, and have some extra spending money.
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Comments (117)
saragrl90 0
He's a baby with a capital B. He should've also gotten fired.. not just you. But I don't think you should've been fired.. but some companies have a strict policy on supervisors dating employees.
Harpy20 24
Why didn't you just spell it with a capital 'b' then?
mommy2cassidy 18
#108 people probably would have jumped on that for capitalizing a word that doesn't need to be.
d0u6la5b 0
Don't date people at work. Lesson learned. Move on, he's a douche.
cartoonelvis 0
You totally desrved it. He's an asswipe for "losing" the money and expecting you to cover it up, but you deserved it for obviously infringing company policy. That's why you don't date your juniors if you're a supervisor, especially when money auditing is involved. You're better off without him.
dc_elite 0
thats wat u get for snitching no one likes a tattle tail
SailorSolaris 43
Company policy is there for a reason, douche. If the register is short, it affects everyone. She could have been charged for theft if she knew, but didn't report it. FYL, OP, but now you can find a man with more maturity than a 10 year old.
Bloodknight 22
You must work at Wal-Mart, haha!
wazdog 4
YDI for being strict on the cash register rule but not on the dating rule.
anjyu22 0
Yet another FMLer who picked a winner.
hoschiadedodi 0
YDI for not denying the relationship. If your boyfriend is an asshole like that, it's okay to deny it, I guess.
Tez_Mum 0
1, you broke the rules! Did you honestly think you'd get away with it forever? 2, if the shyte is prepared to risk your job by sleeping with you stealing $40 is nothing! You should pick your men more carefully, he wasn't worth the time nor your job.
perdix 31
I dunno. He could have been an awesome lover and done things to her nobody else could. Being a mid-level manager in a retail setting is not exactly the stuff dreams are made of. Getting your brains ****** out is! ;)
Major_General 10
Methinks he hath shorted the till.