Work: Today, at work, I fell asleep. This is how I discovered that...

By pisspantsjob - 31/07/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, at work, I fell asleep. This is how I discovered that when I'm sleeping, and am scared awake by my boss with an air horn, I yelp louder than a terrier and piss my pants. FML

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By sleepytime - 05/10/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML

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By kingkobrastrikes - 21/01/2015 01:56 - United States

Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML

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By Sleepy - 09/10/2014 14:10 - United Kingdom - Hayes

Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML

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By Shameonme - 26/10/2008 16:04 - Morocco

Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and my boss. FML

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Alarm

By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 14:26 - United States

Today, my dog farted so loud in his sleep that he scared himself and woke up barking. This afternoon I achieved the same feat. FML

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By embarassed - 21/04/2011 03:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML

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Daydream believer

By Anonymous - 14/02/2021 17:01

Today, I apparently fell asleep during a work Zoom meeting. I awoke to no meeting on my screen and an e-mail from my boss saying I was terminated, and to do something about my "sleep apnea." FML

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By Courtney - 07/11/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on the toilet, and then had to give my boss a valid reason for why I was late. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2016 18:18 - Netherlands - Den Dungen

Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML

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By XoXonedirectionXoXo - 23/06/2012 22:21 - United States - Eden Prairie

Today, I fell asleep while on the toilet at work. When I woke up, I tried to quietly sneak back to my desk, only to be caught by my boss. He immediately sent me packing and gave his "best wishes" for me in the unemployment line. FML

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teehee520 0

Friday 31 July 2009 12:05

YDI for falling asleep at work.

fmh123 0

Friday 31 July 2009 12:08

Lolzers glad he didnt fire your ass and instead played a funny prank on you

Comments

alexman6364 0

Friday 31 July 2009 17:25

#18 go **** yourself.

EMR_fml 0

Friday 31 July 2009 17:28

Gotta say I absolutely hate employees like the OP. While he's napping, me and everyone else has to do the work the sleeping asshole should have been doing. Have some respect for your fellow coworkers and do your job.

kelsey_drives 0

Friday 31 July 2009 17:44

YDI 100%

oogyboogy 6

Friday 31 July 2009 18:36

ya well you know when your half asleep and you twitch awake, like all of your body well i was sleeping at school and i did that SO EMBARRASSING

zip123 0

Friday 31 July 2009 18:41

Don't you guys wonder why the OP fell asleep? Maybe he had a rough night. just because he fell asleep once at work doesn't mean he's lazy and does it all the time. I'm sure just about everyone has fallen asleep at school/work because of a rough night.

ohnoyouDINT 0

Friday 31 July 2009 20:07

grown ups know how to separate a "rough night" from a work night.

emily_tuttle 9

Tuesday 10 March 2015 20:21

Well a rough night could have been he got food poison, the baby was up all night. So none of those you could just separate. Shit happened.

midwestjerk 0

Friday 31 July 2009 18:50

YDI for falling asleep at work, no matter what your excuse is.

Nightfallz 0

Friday 31 July 2009 19:28

ydi for sleeping at work. I would have fired you.

Pepi_fml 0

Friday 31 July 2009 19:42

mmmm

Rydizzle 0

Friday 31 July 2009 20:26

did you really piss your pants?

zip123 0

Friday 31 July 2009 20:31

A rough night can equal babies up all night or some other factor he can't control. A rough night does not necessarily equal partying.

ohnoyouDINT 0

Friday 31 July 2009 21:16

i've had three kids...I never used it, or any other circumstances, as an excuse for lack of work ethic or respect for my employer/customer. But, then again, I'm not a lazy self-important liberal with an undeserved sense of entitlement, either...