Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see better with them. She replied, "Oh, yeah, you've got two big zits on your nose!" FML
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Today, I went with my boyfriend to the optometrist for him to buy contact lenses for the first time. He said the detail was much better than glasses. I excitedly asked him if he could see my freckles better now, and after a long and disappointed look at my face, he said "Nope, just more acne." FML
Today, a little girl pointed to the acne on my face and said to her dad, "Look at how many mosquito bites she has on her face!" FML
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
Today, I was watching my 2-year-old sister in the bathtub. As she was splashing, she stopped, and pointed at the "owie" on my head. I told her it was okay, and that it was just a pimple. She said, "Wow, you have a lot of pimples!" FML
Today, after lifting a 20 pound box of oranges for a woman at work, she turned around to say, "Your acne needs help." I still had to tell her to have a good day. FML
Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML
Today, I wore a pair of glasses with no lenses because I thought I'd look smarter. I ended up poking myself in the eye several times, leaving it swollen. So much for making me look smarter. FML
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
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Top comments
convict617 0
She's a little girl. You're an adult. Grow up.
coopert28 0
YDI for having spots on your nose
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Comments (29)
awesomenick100 0
13- Zits, you crying-ass illiterate fuckface.
Roaringcupcake 9
Damn, calm down on the bitch flakes.
JUICYC 0
YDI you're the one that hasn't used acne cream
zourwolfe 0
bahahaha! I was at the opticians once and a kid told the optician that she could see now, and that she looked better without her glasses on. it was pretty epic.
gabstahhh 8
was it 'epic'? I really hate that word. it doesn't mean anything...plus it's over-used.
alyslove 5
that's exactly what I was thinking....
changesinme 0
The bigger question would be, how the **** did this pass the moderation
gohogs518 4
Umm don't you mean optometrist??
lisakh99 7
Opticians are the people that ORDER and FIT the glasses to the patient. Optometrists only do the eye exams.
mk58 31
Honestly, little kids say the weirdest things, you can't really take half of the things thy say to heart.
suzyrobertsxo 7
I don't see how this is confusing at all. A little girl tried on a pair of new glasses, and when OP asked her if she could see with them, she replied yes because she can clearly see the zits on OP's nose.
footcheezeez 16
perhaps the big spots were nostrils, and the little girl couldnt see them previously to getting glasses?
Aquaman911 18
lol