Today, at work as a cashier, I had a male customer come up to me and ask me what hours I worked today, like he has done for several weeks now. Immediately after, my manager calls my lane to tell me to watch out for that guy. He has been stalking a co-worker of mine. Apparently, I'm next. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was suspended from work. Some lady went to the manager and told them that I was stalking her, all because I would kindly greet her everyday at the grocery store. I'm the cashier. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML
Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML
Today, just like every other day, I noticed that one of my male coworkers always stares at me while passing by or when it's time for lunch. I read somewhere that if a person stares at you too long, they either want to have sex with you or want to kill you. He has a girlfriend, so I doubt it's the first option. FML
Today, a man finally was flirting with me in a supermarket checkout lane, even offering to help unload my groceries onto the conveyor. Turns out he was just distracting everyone so his partner in crime could steal $200 from the cash register. I had to give a witness statement to the manager. FML
Today, I'm preparing my defense for allegedly stalking someone at work. The best part, I have absolutely no clue who it is. Now my skin is crawling as I go through all the messages and in person events that occurred with my actual twice-my-age stalker to show my boss what a real stalker does. FML
Today, a customer came into the music shop I work in to look at guitars. After calling the customer "Dude," and "Man," numerous times, they stalked off suddenly. When I asked if everything was okay, they responded with, "I'm female, you asshole!" FML
Today, at work, I was putting away clothes in the Men's department, when a guy came and started shopping in the aisle in front of me. He kept staring at me non-stop. Getting fed up, I said "What are you staring at?" Turns out he was wearing his sunglasses on the back of his head. FML
Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML
Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML
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sexyx0sandyyy 0
thats scary as hell!
itsnotfair 0
ewww!! a customer at my old work found me on myspace once, and i never wore a nametag so he didn't even know my name, god knows how he found me!! people can be soo creepy. fyl
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baysidebird88 0
that happened to one of my friends are work, what made it worse was her parents rents out rooms to people that are staying in the area too long for a hotel room but not long enough for an apartment. He found this out and tried staying in their house. turns out he's a registered sex offender in new jersey.
love15_fml 8
ask his name... get a restraining order before anything happens.
love15_fml 8
ask his name... get a restraining order before anything happens. edit: sorry, I accidentally posted this twice :(
AlexZB 0
at least your manager didn't proceed to tell you that
themixedt4pe 0
Why on earth would you not find him asking you your schedule for SEVERAL WEEKS suspicious? I would have been scared the second or third time he asked. And of course you should consider legal action now, before anything happens...
thuryn 2
I swear you are all paranoiacs. It likely comes from spending too much time on the Internet. You all need to go outside and interact face-to-face with your own species for a bit and stop being so afraid of everyone. Geez!
Deusabscondidum 0
#28, many guys don't know how to not come off as a stalker. And since many women have to deal with the threat of stalkers, they're not going to give you the benefit of the doubt. When I used to work retail, I just told people that I never knew when my hours were.
thuryn 2
#50: That's a pretty good idea.
Art_Vandeley 0
I have asked that before, just for smalltalk with the cashier. But I`m not a stalker or ugly or anything.
123_asdfghjkl 0
Umm, creeper