Today, at work as a cashier, I had a male customer come up to me and ask me what hours I worked today, like he has done for several weeks now. Immediately after, my manager calls my lane to tell me to watch out for that guy. He has been stalking a co-worker of mine. Apparently, I'm next. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was suspended from work. Some lady went to the manager and told them that I was stalking her, all because I would kindly greet her everyday at the grocery store. I'm the cashier. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML
Are you new?
Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML
Porque no los dos?
Today, just like every other day, I noticed that one of my male coworkers always stares at me while passing by or when it's time for lunch. I read somewhere that if a person stares at you too long, they either want to have sex with you or want to kill you. He has a girlfriend, so I doubt it's the first option. FML
Today, a man finally was flirting with me in a supermarket checkout lane, even offering to help unload my groceries onto the conveyor. Turns out he was just distracting everyone so his partner in crime could steal $200 from the cash register. I had to give a witness statement to the manager. FML
Innocent
Today, I'm preparing my defense for allegedly stalking someone at work. The best part, I have absolutely no clue who it is. Now my skin is crawling as I go through all the messages and in person events that occurred with my actual twice-my-age stalker to show my boss what a real stalker does. FML
Today, a customer came into the music shop I work in to look at guitars. After calling the customer "Dude," and "Man," numerous times, they stalked off suddenly. When I asked if everything was okay, they responded with, "I'm female, you asshole!" FML
Today, at work, I was putting away clothes in the Men's department, when a guy came and started shopping in the aisle in front of me. He kept staring at me non-stop. Getting fed up, I said "What are you staring at?" Turns out he was wearing his sunglasses on the back of his head. FML
Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML
Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML
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sexyx0sandyyy 0
thats scary as hell!
itsnotfair 0
ewww!! a customer at my old work found me on myspace once, and i never wore a nametag so he didn't even know my name, god knows how he found me!! people can be soo creepy. fyl
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thuryn 2
Of course it goes nowhere. Everyone always ends up making the argument about themselves instead of about the OP. I'm really glad university students in your country use Myspace, don't understand that nothing on it is private, and are so good at using capitalization and punctuation while trying to sound better than me. Using an apostrophe to make "Americans" plural is the clincher there. (Also note how it deserves a capital A.) I said I was tired of living in a country full of idiots. I wasn't talking about you personally. The fact that you TOOK it personally, though, suggests that perhaps in fact you are an idiot. The fact that you can't even IMAGINE how someone got your Myspace information without your knowledge is proof, though.
itsnotfair 0
thuryn. i can see how he got my information without my knowledge. the thing is, it would have taken alot of effort, without knowing my name or any of my personal details. that was the worrying thing, because to search for someone you need at least their name, otherwise he did a search of all girls in my suburb and found me that way, which would have been very time consuming. btw i deleted my myspace after that when i realised how unsafe it actually was. a nd now you're turning everything into personal attacks and i seriously can't see how someone gets off on fighting people over the internet and won't even try to see reason in other people's arguments but just pretty much goes 'I'M RIGHT I'M RIGHT YOU'RE WRONG NAH NAH NAH' typical american GOOODBYEEE
itsnotfair 0
oh, and i'm so sorry i don't use correct English grammar. Did it occur to you that maybe English is my second language? although i doubt you're aware of any other languages considering the time you spend in your room on your computer
thuryn 2
Actually, you don't need a person's name do get a LOT of information about someone. Just knowing where you work and your approximate age is plenty. The rest of what you said is just more personal attacks and some lame nationalistic stuff. Let me know when you want to make some actual point.
thuryn 2
Typical eurotard. Drops right into saying things like "typical American" (note the capital 'A') when you have nothing left to say. Let me know when you have a point.
NHLisLiFE101 0
That's so scary
Blackknight_fml 0
I get out at half past none of your ******* business.
01794sam 0
Buy pepperspray
ash4223 0
Be very careful.. at first it prob didnt seem a big deal until he kept turnin up and you found out bout the other person who worked there. some ppl are friendly some appear to be friendly and turn out to be creepers...i kno
ziqi92 0
ask the manager for a slight change in schedule if possible. like, start ur shift one hr later and leave one hr later as well