FML : Today, a man finally was flirting with me in a supermarket checkout lane, even offering to help unload my groceries onto the conveyor. Turns out he was...

Today, a man finally was flirting with me in a supermarket checkout lane, even offering to help unload my groceries onto the conveyor. Turns out he was just distracting everyone so his partner in crime could steal $200 from the cash register. I had to give a witness statement to the manager. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By lonelyheart4ever - / Saturday 13 August 2016 01:58 / United States - Norman Park

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By A_Troll_Account | 3

#6670765 - Saturday 13 August 2016 06:10

At least it wasn't you he robbed!

By TrentJ | 11

#6670773 - Saturday 13 August 2016 06:24

Take it as a compliment. The crook could have flirted with anyone in the store as a diversion and he picked you <3 Is this the beginning of a rom-com maybe?

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By A_Troll_Account | 3

#6670765 - Saturday 13 August 2016 06:10

At least it wasn't you he robbed!

By Welshite | 39

#6670766 - Saturday 13 August 2016 06:10

No wonder I'm so poor. I never realized successful flirting resulted in money.

freddygasman | 18

#6670838 - Saturday 13 August 2016 08:29

You want to be careful about flirting for money though. I believe they call that prostitution or solicitation, depending on your judicial jurisdiction.

ThrottleJockey | 30

#6670931 - Sunday 14 August 2016 12:48

If you're a waiter or waitress you're already a prostitute as you are working for tips (and living off of the tips.) This is coming from a guy who waited tables for 8 years. Hell, I once let a retiring school teacher grab my ass at her retirement party for a $20 tip. ;-)

By cupcakekate9 | 14

#6670768 - Saturday 13 August 2016 06:12

You didn't know that that was going to happen. It's not your fault OP. Sucks that it happened to you, but at least nobody got hurt.

By captain_hero89 | 21

#6670769 - Saturday 13 August 2016 06:14

sounds like an odd plan

By d3rpb0t | 4

#6670772 - Saturday 13 August 2016 06:24

At least it wasn't a soiled homeless guy with noxious bo, bugs in his hair and a cheap beer in hand.

jacobacon | 8

#6670800 - Saturday 13 August 2016 07:25

Ayyy I see what you did there

By TrentJ | 11

#6670773 - Saturday 13 August 2016 06:24

Take it as a compliment. The crook could have flirted with anyone in the store as a diversion and he picked you <3 Is this the beginning of a rom-com maybe?