By lonelyheart4ever - 13/08/2016 01:58 - United States - Norman Park

Today, a man finally was flirting with me in a supermarket checkout lane, even offering to help unload my groceries onto the conveyor. Turns out he was just distracting everyone so his partner in crime could steal $200 from the cash register. I had to give a witness statement to the manager. FML
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A_Troll_Account 3
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At least it wasn't you he robbed!

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TrentJ 12
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Take it as a compliment. The crook could have flirted with anyone in the store as a diversion and he picked you <3 Is this the beginning of a rom-com maybe?

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A_Troll_Account 3
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At least it wasn't you he robbed!

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Welshite 39
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No wonder I'm so poor. I never realized successful flirting resulted in money.

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freddygasman 18
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You want to be careful about flirting for money though. I believe they call that prostitution or solicitation, depending on your judicial jurisdiction.

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ThrottleJockey 34
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If you're a waiter or waitress you're already a prostitute as you are working for tips (and living off of the tips.) This is coming from a guy who waited tables for 8 years. Hell, I once let a retiring school teacher grab my ass at her retirement party for a $20 tip. ;-)

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cupcakekate9 14
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You didn't know that that was going to happen. It's not your fault OP. Sucks that it happened to you, but at least nobody got hurt.

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captain_hero89 22
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sounds like an odd plan

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d3rpb0t 10
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At least it wasn't a soiled homeless guy with noxious bo, bugs in his hair and a cheap beer in hand.

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jacobacon 8
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Ayyy I see what you did there

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TrentJ 12
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Take it as a compliment. The crook could have flirted with anyone in the store as a diversion and he picked you <3 Is this the beginning of a rom-com maybe?

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popaulina 8
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At least they didn't think you were involved...

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Etweens96 25
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Thank god it wasn't you he robbed but that seriously sucks they had to resort to stealing from their workplace.

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ezrajab 22

Sorry op. I have heard of things like that happening to others I know it isn't much consolation but it is usually several people working together

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WhoDatHiThere 9
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At least you know people will still hit on you, you won't be lonely forever!

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