Animals: Today, at work, a crazy customer forced me to promise to take...

By not crazy enough - 17/11/2014 18:48 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, at work, a crazy customer forced me to promise to take a holiday greeting picture of my cat and myself for her. She says she'll be back and expects one. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2023 15:00

Today, I sent my boss a picture of my cat instead of the report I was supposed to send. He replied, "Maybe I should've hired him instead of you." FML

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You deserved it 930

By KatieElizabeth - 27/10/2013 04:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 520

You deserved it 2 729

Backfire

By Darryl - 12/05/2015 12:53 - Australia - Tarragindi

Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend at work. Because she was "bored and didn't feel like seeing me" she thought it would be funny to call security and claim that I was stalking her. There is now a picture of my face at her workplace, and anytime I "pester her again" the cops will show up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 450

You deserved it 4 963

By leahneedssleep - 11/07/2011 10:53 - Canada

Today, trying to make a good impression and be helpful, I volunteered to look after my manager's cat while she moves house. The cat hasn't stopped meowing since he got here this evening, it's now 4 am and I have work in the morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 504

You deserved it 6 736

By thanatophobia - 15/03/2010 00:20 - France

Today, my deranged coworker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was at his funeral. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 028

You deserved it 2 017

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 05:56 - United States - Sacramento

Today, a teenage girl with a selfie stick came into my workplace. She knocked down multiple displays while trying to take pictures, before leaving without making a purchase. I had to clean it all up. FML

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You deserved it 2 474

Thanks mom!

By hatedatwork - 02/09/2019 13:00 - United States - Shreveport

Today, my CEO called and spoke to me like I'm a child. Apparently, she has a surprise for me, "but only if I clean up my office first." She hasn't been to my office in months because she works in another state. Turns out, someone texted her a picture of my messy office. FML

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You deserved it 1 883

Social media was a mistake

By Nextman - 14/06/2019 06:24

Today, my coworker, who is constantly singing "Baby Shark," wanted to take selfie for her Instagram account. She moved all the junk from her desk to mine, so her desk would look great in the picture. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 765

You deserved it 220

By anonymous - 06/02/2015 05:16 - Australia - Mitcham

Today, my boss brought his cat to the office. Despite our no pet policy, I still managed to get the blame when the crazy animal scratched 3 colleagues and peed on the floor after my boss left for bathroom. Apparently I was supposed to be "looking after it". FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 702

You deserved it 2 340

Keeper

By Loopy - 07/05/2019 06:00 - Belgium

Today, I had to buy more supplies for the cat my friend asked me to pet sit for 2 weeks. Her 2-week vacation ended over 3 years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 035

You deserved it 469

CallMeWindSock 24

Monday 17 November 2014 22:44

You've cat to be kitten me

sydneysays 15

Monday 17 November 2014 22:50

Write "meowwy christmas" on it

Comments

KayyKaylyn 14

Tuesday 18 November 2014 0:25

Stop being so nice to crazies! Lol

kstephens2326 15

Tuesday 18 November 2014 0:49

sounds like the crazy cat lady at my job!! They are everywhere =0

kaceyma 5

Tuesday 18 November 2014 1:23

r u alex form target

brand125 17

Tuesday 18 November 2014 2:43

yes i am

JustAHuman123 3

Tuesday 18 November 2014 3:47

or Ryan from 7/11..ha

greencurtains74 11

Tuesday 18 November 2014 2:13

They sound fun!:)

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 18 November 2014 2:51

This isn't too drastic...is it?

creativityisnt 19

Tuesday 18 November 2014 2:55

And how does she know you have a cat..?

beefsteak07 12

Tuesday 18 November 2014 4:29

Just tell her your cat died

thehartwants 4

Tuesday 18 November 2014 4:29

OP here, I was helping the customer with the kitty litter when we started talking about our cats. It started off just small talk and she just did a complete 180 on me.