Today, at work, a crazy customer forced me to promise to take a holiday greeting picture of my cat and myself for her. She says she'll be back and expects one. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I secretly took a day off work, since I had to use up my vacation, and wanted a "me day." My wife called, and I was ready to pretend to be at work. Too bad the cat decided to come up behind me and meow loudly, alerting my wife that I was home. She's pissed. FML
Today, I sent my boss a picture of my cat instead of the report I was supposed to send. He replied, "Maybe I should've hired him instead of you." FML
Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend at work. Because she was "bored and didn't feel like seeing me" she thought it would be funny to call security and claim that I was stalking her. There is now a picture of my face at her workplace, and anytime I "pester her again" the cops will show up. FML
Today, trying to make a good impression and be helpful, I volunteered to look after my manager's cat while she moves house. The cat hasn't stopped meowing since he got here this evening, it's now 4 am and I have work in the morning. FML
Today, my deranged coworker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was at his funeral. FML
Today, a teenage girl with a selfie stick came into my workplace. She knocked down multiple displays while trying to take pictures, before leaving without making a purchase. I had to clean it all up. FML
Today, my CEO called and spoke to me like I'm a child. Apparently, she has a surprise for me, "but only if I clean up my office first." She hasn't been to my office in months because she works in another state. Turns out, someone texted her a picture of my messy office. FML
Today, my coworker, who is constantly singing "Baby Shark," wanted to take selfie for her Instagram account. She moved all the junk from her desk to mine, so her desk would look great in the picture. FML
Today, my boss brought his cat to the office. Despite our no pet policy, I still managed to get the blame when the crazy animal scratched 3 colleagues and peed on the floor after my boss left for bathroom. Apparently I was supposed to be "looking after it". FML
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CallMeWindSock 24
You've cat to be kitten me
sydneysays 15
Write "meowwy christmas" on it
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Comments (62)
demonfacee 14
Was it a random person? One way or another, that's creepy.
xRepublic 2
How would anyone deserve this lol
SydLovesLacey 18
You've cat to be kitten me right meow!
Kittyphysics 21
it takes 10 minutes to snap a selfie with your kitty and print one off at walmart. you dont have to make a bunch. humor the lady since you promised. it just might make her whole Christmas.
spring212 7
How the hell does a customer force you to go home and take a photo? If you actually do go home and do it, then YDI.
mimi809o 21
time to get the camera out
flame8761 5
I have to knw 2 things how does she know u have a cat and did u take the photo
flame8761 5
I have to know 2 things how does she know u have a cat and did u take the photo don't know how to edit new ti this
iluvFMLs15 19
do you work at Wal-Mart?
thunderseed 2
I guess I'm the only one who thinks that sounds kind of nice