Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML
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Top comments
Mynxie 26
You are disgusting. It's a public pool, meaning there are possibly children around and you do that kind of shit. I hope you were banned from the pool.
clairecurses 19
PUBLIC POOL.
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Comments (28)
mrlucky22 18
Was it a wet dream for the guy you kissed?
Bubbilility 27
All this time I've been afraid of sharks in my pools when I should have been worried about dogs.
Mynxie 26
*woof woof* Better send in Animal Control
TacoTheDank 27
This comment is severely underappreciated.
Dale Gulley 8
As a comment on society, if the genders were reversed, you might have been in serious trouble...but yay equality.
joeyl1990 28
she probably could have gotten in trouble for this if the victim decided to do something about it.
pjsr 33
So that was you?!? Thanks - most action I’ve gotten in a while!
bass_ftp 12
On the upside, it seems you're a woman, so you won't become a registered sex offender for the rest of your life.
Mynxie 26
Screw off with that double standards crap. I hope the poor guy presses charges of sexual assault and she is found guilty and made to be registered as a sexual offender.
thumb.twiddle 6
my bf did this to my roommate once. my r/m was bent over and the bf came around and slid his hands WOOP right up his ballsack from behind and WHOAAA it was NOT me hahahah
5th_point_of_contact 8
I don’t understand why people are so upset about it being a public pool. Lighten up or do y’all get this riled anytime people show affection in public. It’s not like she dropped trow and inspected him.
nanjiii_fml 26
very funny - lucky me it's not my man you kissed everywhere ahahah
Davros 12
Honeeyy it was an accident. I didn't know it was some other guy I was blowin underwater.
pjsr 33
Today... my girlfriend broke up with me because she saw me with another girl kissing me all over and grabbing my crotch underwater. She won’t believe that I don’t even know the girl.