Work: Today, at the old folk's home where I work as a housekeeper,...

By Anonymous - 18/11/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, at the old folk's home where I work as a housekeeper, a resident was holding herself on the way to the bathroom. I hoped she wouldn't leave a mess. She made it just fine. I was then informed that she had left a crap trail from the couch, more than 20ft away. FML

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Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML

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Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML

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By Ihatemyjob - 18/03/2013 03:14 - United States - Vermilion

Today, at work, I walked in on a disoriented elderly woman eating nachos and cheese off the bathroom floor. She wasn't wearing any pants. FML

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Wednesday 18 November 2009 14:26

Omg I'm a CNA and I happen to be in Arizona as well. I had an obese patient who was put on water pills and she refused to get up to go pee so she would go all over the floor and her bed and I had to clean it up. Like every half hour. I feel your pain, lady.

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Wednesday 18 November 2009 12:13

That really is a shitty situation =(

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starzchick 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 18:53

shit happens!

froggy123000 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 19:12

aww :( sux 4 both of you!

Tozi_fml 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 19:58

I understand how you felt about it. I work as a nurse, and have to clean that kind of mess every morning when I get to work. But that's life. When I'm old, I hope there'll be someone to clean behind me, and that she won't hate me for it, that makes it easier.

myballs 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 19:58

Quit your job. Now. That is NASTY!

Skull_300 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 20:16

Soft Serve...

laurosaur 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 20:22

I don't understand the phrasing. How did she make it just fine if there was a poo trail from the couch? FYW

nonynony 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 1:46

I was just coming on to ask that. Did she make it? Or did she shit all over the floor? Those are two very different outcomes.

TheAnnointedOne 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 20:52

YDI for your poor story telling ability along with the fact that you probably didn't have to clean up the poo. YDI for sure.

hellotampon 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 20:53

Where I work a CNA would have had to clean it up. The housekeepers get paid the same as us, and all they do is mop the floors and dust the light fixtures in the hallways. They won't even flush a toilet. Last week someone left me a surprise in the toilet so I flushed it and walked away, thinking everything went down. Apparently it did not because a housekeeper yelled at me for not flushing and then stood there and looked at me until I dropped what I was doing to go flush it again.