Miscellaneous: Today, at the eye doctor, they asked for my birth date for the...

By leenibeani4 - 08/03/2010 03:12 - United States

Today, at the eye doctor, they asked for my birth date for the files. My dad answered quickly, "May 28, 1994." It was embarrassing to have to correct him with "April 19, 1993." Who's May 28? Way to go dad. FML

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Monday 8 March 2010 9:11

aha family love... maybe it was your secret sibling they have yet to tell you...0_o

accnrh 0

Monday 8 March 2010 11:31

the point of this isn't that he forgot the OPs birthday, but that he may have another sibling unknown to him, leading to the possibility that the OPs father is living a double life

Comments

sweet16_fml 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 6:04

my birthday is may 28, 1993!

vendel 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 7:35

my birthday is exactly may 28 1994 HOLY SHIT!!!!!

broy7formvp 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 7:37

I'm 2/5/96

peace7love2FML 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 7:46

ahaha @16 win!!!!

GiddyXD 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 9:10

im april 19 as well :P

iPodlord 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 9:16

I'm April 19, 1993!!! HOLY SHIT WE WERE BORN IN THE SAME DAY!! :D And poor you :( sif your dad doesn't know your birthday...

Exhumed91 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 9:28

Hey, everyone's sharing their birthdays! Mine's may 28 1991! Woo!

SillyAnneh 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 9:32

lol i sympathize. my dad hardly ever remembers my birthday. nor does my boyfriend. i guess theres nothing that memorable about may 4.

ricosan 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 13:16

Awww..... that's not really a big deal. Moms remember birthdays, fathers just pay for them. I remember my father filling out school forms for me. He asked me what grade I was in, so when I told him "10th", he gave me a genuinely surprised look and said, "Really?! Good job!" Don't take it personal.

mzhonesty 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 13:48

I feel a little old reading all these birth dates. Either way, that does suck. My dad remembers my birthday, but rarely remembers what day it is. He's such a workaholic.