Today, at school, a guy walked up to me and said I look a little too young to be at high school. I told him that I'm sixteen years old. He stared at my chest for several long seconds, muttered "What the fuck?" and walked off. FML
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Today, I was at work refreshing the shelves when a man turned the corner and said, very surprised, "You look 12!" A few weeks back, two people did the same thing, only they said I looked 9. I'm almost 21 years old, and just very short. Starting to get just a little self conscious here. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML
Today, a 6th grader came up to me and told me I have the smallest breasts in the class. I'm their teacher. FML
Today, I was asked if I had children who are in high school. I’m 17. This isn't the first time someone has mistaken me for a woman in her twenties. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, I was in the store when a man started chatting me up. He was good looking and charming. He asked, “So, what are you, 22-23?” I saw him visibly recoil in disgust when I told him my real age. I’m only 35, he was about 50, but he acted like he couldn’t runaway fast enough. FML
Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML
Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML
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Top comments
xgirlofglassx 4
Eh, consider yourself lucky. Big boobs are a pain in the bu... back. Literally.
Eliseopwns 22
It's guys like this that make me sad to be male :c
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Comments (244)
hopsinlove17 26
30- I'm only 5 foot...but I at least look like I'm turning 18. These poor little baby-faced kids don't stand a chance!
THE_A_TEEN 28
That doesn't mean you have to get ridiculed by some Douchebag.
Blahblah9921 4
screw him
THE_A_TEEN 28
I'm pretty OP wouldn't want to have sex with the guy who just made a fuss about her cup size. So that option is out.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Dammit, there was supposed to be a *sure after pretty. I fail Grammar Nazi 101.
gmc_blossom 21
49- You're pretty. :3
happyvocal 1
My best friend has absolutely no chest, she's still skinny like she hasn't gone through puberty, and she's nearly 17. I've never known anyone to make fun of her. That guy is just a major dick, sorry OP. Normal people don't act like that.
KJ21_fml 6
I can't explain all of it with out be banned from fml but that's mean to women but beat him up if he does that again teach the underclass what up Junior at Smithson valley hs
Blue329 15
Same problem here
toughchick14 15
That was soooo polite (sarcasm)!
SApprentice 34
You're fine OP, it will never be a problem. A lot of men hate really big breasts, just like a lot of men love them. That guy was just a dick. Don't let it bother you.
onorexveritas 24
he's a arrogant pervert. body types and age don't go hand-in-hand anymore these days. I should know.
hunteer9 5
Hey there were girls that have flat chests in my graduating class. People need to mature a little bit.
Mons_fml 27
......HAH! That sentence works in two ways! Funny!