Today, at my job as a cashier, a man and his 3-year old son got in line. The father said, "Give this to the pretty lady," looking at me. The kid looks at me, looks at his dad, and walks over to the next cashier. FML
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Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML
Today, while cashiering, I rang out a father and his son who looked about eight years-old. The dad jokingly told his son that I was a 10/10 in looks. The son then looked at me for a few seconds and said, "No, probably more like a seven." Thanks a lot. FML
Today while at my job as a store clerk, I walked by a family. I smiled at their little boy, who responded by flipping me off. As I was walking away, I looked back in time to catch his dad give him a high-five. FML
Today, at my work, I was ringing though a kid's purchase. I try to be friendly with the kids and when he handed me his cash I said "Thank you, sir!" in a playful manner. He then turns to his mom and says "Mom, why does everyone think I am a boy?". FML
Today, at work, a man walked up the escalator with his chubby kid next to him and asked me where the shoe section was. I said, "For you or your son?" He said, "For my daughter." FML
Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML
Today, at Jiffy Lube, a woman and her 4 year-old son were waiting at the checkout counter. As I walk by them, her son mistakes me for his father and holds my hand. The woman immediately grabs her son's wrist, looks at me, and says, "Sicko." FML
Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her son was doing the peepee dance, so I rushed the payment process up and handed her the receipt. The little boy said "Mommy" and the mom looked down, then back up at me saying, "Your problem now" and walked out. The boy had pissed on the floor. FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, while waiting in the queue at a supermarket checkout, my three-year-old daughter yells out, "Mom! Mom! Is that a man or a lady in front?" Embarrassed, I reply, "Honey, can't you see that it's a... it's a... a..." FML
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SoBlonde_fml 0
The FML portion was the fact that the little boy disagreed.
zargon 1
A man calls you pretty and that's an FML? Weak.
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Comments (71)
neversatisfied 0
#10 took the words right out of my mouth!!! stop whinening its not an FML!!
knitbitch 0
Don't you just hate kids? lol
EffYoLife 14
#1 it IS an FML because the kid walked over and gave it to someone else! OBVIOUSLY shes not the pretty lady to the kid! and maybe the father was just calling her pretty to be NICE. Kids are the honest ones here. thats definitely an FML moment! SMH
Gringo_fml 0
It's okay.... Maybe she was prettier than you? I bet your well sexy anyways lol don't worry about it
alwex 0
I think the OP didn't find the dad attractive. If someone you find unattractive calls you hot/pretty, it's not as good as someone whose opinion you really respect (ie a kid who is always honest about something like this, or a person you find attractive). So OP, you're an asshole!
hannahbanana11 0
the dad was smart, the kid was not. the end
hannahbanana11 0
the dad was smart, the kid was not. the end
Mok_fml 0
Like they say, straight from the mouths of babes and all that
menelie 0
Kids are brutally honest, and they don't really have much notion of social norms. I wouldn't worry about it. What's it to you if a toddler doesn't think you're pretty?
durrrrr_fml 0
Hey, the kid might have just noticed that his dad was into you, and was jealous. It happens with kids that age!