Intimacy and Sex: From 100 to 0 real fast - FML

From 100 to 0 real fast

By Anonymous - 26/06/2021 07:01 - United Kingdom - Buckley

Spicy

Today, my fuckbuddy is hot as fuck; the kisses and touches are intense. We went to bed for the first time and I was expecting fireworks, since everything else so far has been like nothing I've ever experienced. He came before we even started. Twice. I have a fuckbuddy that I can't fuck. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2022 15:30 - South Africa - Bryanston

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the second time. He's really nice, but he's terrible in bed. He busted a nut 3 times before I could orgasm once, and he can't finger to make up for it. His foreplay is trash. I'm starting to lose feelings for him because of the lack of sexual satisfaction. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 18:02 - Australia - Wembley

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate with each other for the first time. He shoved his hand down my pants, touched about an inch away from my clitoris, and whispered, "Cummm" in my ear. I doubt I'll have an orgasm ever again. FML

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By Kiddo - 02/09/2013 06:49 - United States - Jacksonville

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Today, after months of patiently waiting, I finally got my roommates out of the house for the night so I could have sex with my boyfriend for the first time without being interrupted. He couldn't get it up. FML

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By Live Sweet - 25/04/2013 05:33

Spicy

Today, I finally hooked up with the guy that I have been in love with forever. If there is such a thing as soul mates, this guy is it. He's my best friend in the whole world. It was the worst sex I have ever had. FML

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By Rumpkis - 05/12/2011 01:30 - United States

Spicy

Today, I almost got a blowjob for the first time. Except I came before I even got in her mouth. FML

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By Confused - 22/08/2012 16:33 - Spain - Madrid

Spicy

Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

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By LALALA3 - 16/02/2009 23:20 - United States

Spicy

Today, I finally gave the guy I was with for over a year a blowjob. Right after he tells me "I don't want a girlfriend but I want you to be my best friend." FML

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By funkmylife69 - 23/09/2019 06:06

Today, I made out with the guy I've had a huge crush on for the first time. He wrapped his arms around me, and whispered softly into my ear, "I can't wait to bone you." FML

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By unsatisfied - 01/02/2010 00:20 - United States

Spicy

Today, things heated up with the new guy I've been seeing for a couple of weeks, he kept saying things like "I want you so bad" and "it's going to take hours" to the point that I was so hot, I decided to go for it. Apparently he has "a problem sometimes" getting it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2023 15:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, I sent my fuckbuddy a sexy message about what I wanted to do in bed with him next time we meet. He responded with, "oki doki". FML

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Top comments

Silver_helmet 10

Saturday 26 June 2021 9:38

Give him some time to adjust. People are not machines.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 26 June 2021 14:20

Poor bastard is obviously nervous.

Comments

Silver_helmet 10

Saturday 26 June 2021 9:38

Give him some time to adjust. People are not machines.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 26 June 2021 14:20

Poor bastard is obviously nervous.

Nhayaa2.0 17

Sunday 27 June 2021 6:30

Next time, try less kissing and touching. It will keep him cooler.

Even Neeve 3

Thursday 15 July 2021 0:14

Sorry he’s a human being and not a sex machine?

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