Miscellaneous: Today, at my cousin's baby shower, there was a discussion on...

By Username - 06/11/2010 17:58 - France

Today, at my cousin's baby shower, there was a discussion on what to name the baby. When the name Jacqueline was brought up, I made a face and exclaimed, "Ugh, I hate that name!" I was then informed that's the name of my cousin's mother-in-law. She definitely heard me. FML

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By bm - 11/02/2009 19:57 - United States

Today, my mom and I were looking at pictures from the beach. She goes, "That is a REALLY ugly picture of Michelle" (my cousin). The picture was of me. FML

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By why? - 17/08/2020 14:02

Today, I found out from my first cousin whose teenage daughter is pregnant that she has chosen to name her child after mine. I would be okay with this, if it weren’t the same first name, and if they weren’t just a couple of years apart. FML

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Saturday 6 November 2010 23:02

1, I do hate you.

catatonicsleep 17

Saturday 6 November 2010 22:53

Well you're allowed your opinion... They shouldn't get offended just because you don't like that particular name..

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randomtwig 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 15:09

She hates the name not the person

sammyhell 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 19:15

Your baby cousin has a Mother in Law?

x_pgmg 3

Sunday 7 November 2010 21:47

So? You can't have an opinion? Screw people!

OgodTHATSfunny 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 21:51

r u black

MjsBabyAngel 0

Monday 8 November 2010 6:43

that is a horrible name .

TheOtherNewest1 6

Monday 8 November 2010 7:09

Your cousin's mother-in-law seems to be a distant enough relation that it doesn't really matter. But you're an idiot for yelling that in a crowded room.