Today, at my cousin's baby shower, there was a discussion on what to name the baby. When the name Jacqueline was brought up, I made a face and exclaimed, "Ugh, I hate that name!" I was then informed that's the name of my cousin's mother-in-law. She definitely heard me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I helped a lady give birth on the train. She was so happy she asked if she could name the baby after me, but as I told her my name she visibly turned her nose up at it, turned to her husband, and suggested naming it after his grandfather instead. FML
Today, I had to yet again tell my mother-in-law that I wasn't going to name my unborn baby "Ermintrude" after her late mother. My husband told me to stop being difficult, and that he agrees that it would be nice. FML
Today, my mother-in-law insisted we go to a baby clothing store. When I reminded her that I don’t want children, she sat on the floor, crying, kicking and screaming. She then said I was denying her grandchildren because I hate her. Well, I didn’t… FML
Today, my sister-in-law had the nerve to hijack my baby shower to announce her pregnancy. It's all the more infuriating because we later found out that she's NOT pregnant, just a fucking attention whore. FML
Today, I spoke to my hormonal pregnant wife about baby names. I told her I liked the name "Tabitha", and she went into a full rage about how all letters have textures, colours and emotions and how T is an evil letter. Apparently it's orange, plastic, and a needle trying to stab her eyes out. FML
Today, I had to explain to my sister in law why it’s a terrible idea to name her baby Aryan just because she likes the way it sounds. We’re all African Americans, but she still doesn’t see the issue with it. FML
Today, while planning my baby shower with my mom and sister, our other sister made a huge scene, screaming how no one threw her a party when she adopted a baby, and that my parents should stop referring to mine as their first grandchild since she already gave them one. A puppy. She has a puppy. FML
Today, my mother-in-law asked me when my fiancé and I were going to start having children. When I told her we weren't planning on having any, she went on a tirade about how selfish and cold I am for denying her precious grandchildren. Now she hates me. FML
Today, while at a family baby shower, my grandfather thought it would be funny to inform me, in front of everyone, that I had gotten fat. I'm 7 months pregnant and the baby shower was for me. FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at pictures from the beach. She goes, "That is a REALLY ugly picture of Michelle" (my cousin). The picture was of me. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
ohthebloodygore 16
1, I do hate you.
catatonicsleep 17
Well you're allowed your opinion... They shouldn't get offended just because you don't like that particular name..
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (100)
DrStarryguy 0
**** you! thats my sisters name ******!
justahboy 0
Why would she get mad .? You dislike her NAME not HER. god people over react over simple minded things
southernbelle808 2
My name is Jacqueline and I hate it. I wouldve said the same thing
lilrocker90 10
THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK!!!!!!!!!
ilovera 7
Happened to me before, it sucks. I said it about my friends dead mother though. I never knew her name and my friend was naming names she liked and I made a face, she then proceeded to say how that was her moms name.
madgrinchhatter 12
Cousins mother in law? So what? It's not like you'll see her every day. it could have been your mother in law or the name of the baby
ScruffyFML 10
That's why you should avoid saying the stuff you hate.
blondie147 10
That's rude to say even if it wasn't her mother in laws name. Obviously she wouldn't say they were considering the name if she didn't like it.
duskglow 12
.