Today, at my cousin's baby shower, there was a discussion on what to name the baby. When the name Jacqueline was brought up, I made a face and exclaimed, "Ugh, I hate that name!" I was then informed that's the name of my cousin's mother-in-law. She definitely heard me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I helped a lady give birth on the train. She was so happy she asked if she could name the baby after me, but as I told her my name she visibly turned her nose up at it, turned to her husband, and suggested naming it after his grandfather instead. FML
Today, I had to yet again tell my mother-in-law that I wasn't going to name my unborn baby "Ermintrude" after her late mother. My husband told me to stop being difficult, and that he agrees that it would be nice. FML
Today, my mother-in-law insisted we go to a baby clothing store. When I reminded her that I don’t want children, she sat on the floor, crying, kicking and screaming. She then said I was denying her grandchildren because I hate her. Well, I didn’t… FML
Today, my sister-in-law had the nerve to hijack my baby shower to announce her pregnancy. It's all the more infuriating because we later found out that she's NOT pregnant, just a fucking attention whore. FML
Today, I spoke to my hormonal pregnant wife about baby names. I told her I liked the name "Tabitha", and she went into a full rage about how all letters have textures, colours and emotions and how T is an evil letter. Apparently it's orange, plastic, and a needle trying to stab her eyes out. FML
Today, I had to explain to my sister in law why it’s a terrible idea to name her baby Aryan just because she likes the way it sounds. We’re all African Americans, but she still doesn’t see the issue with it. FML
Today, while planning my baby shower with my mom and sister, our other sister made a huge scene, screaming how no one threw her a party when she adopted a baby, and that my parents should stop referring to mine as their first grandchild since she already gave them one. A puppy. She has a puppy. FML
Today, my mother-in-law asked me when my fiancé and I were going to start having children. When I told her we weren't planning on having any, she went on a tirade about how selfish and cold I am for denying her precious grandchildren. Now she hates me. FML
Today, while at a family baby shower, my grandfather thought it would be funny to inform me, in front of everyone, that I had gotten fat. I'm 7 months pregnant and the baby shower was for me. FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at pictures from the beach. She goes, "That is a REALLY ugly picture of Michelle" (my cousin). The picture was of me. FML
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ohthebloodygore 16
1, I do hate you.
catatonicsleep 17
Well you're allowed your opinion... They shouldn't get offended just because you don't like that particular name..
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Comments (100)
MostHatedMan 2
The louder you say something stupid the closer that person will be standing next to you
Sam_13161821 0
How is this a YDI...? Everyone has a name they don't like!
Kris1987_fml 0
who cares? you hate the name. doesn't mean you hate the person.
hcovballer247 0
Not really an fml more of you giving an opinion. No need for someone to hate you cause you don't like their name.
quinz 4
I like that name."Jacqueline was 17.."
Fynn 0
What does it matter to anyone at that party? Chances are you won't be close to her in-laws, they got nothing to do with you at all. (To be honest, whenever I see my sister's in-laws they never say anything to me, at all. period.) Plus, you dont like the name so what. If they get offended they deserve it
jacquelinerox 1
that's my name, and I really like it. u should of at least said it nicer :(
PBaandJay 0
I agree with #3 . It's your opinion and no one can change that. Ignore the others. Even though there are nicer ways of saying it, sometimes things just slip out. Not your fault. (:
bindingfame 0
Well I don't c the point in this in the first. Its was a comment that was needed and since it was made there is no need to take offense. In other words this is ****** stupid don't u got better things 2 do instead of postin this bullshit
eggy911 7
I absolutely hate that name if it's said with a French pronunciation (if that's how you spell it...) but if it's just said normally it's not a bad name in my opinion. but you never said you hate people with that name. you just said you hate the name. I'd say just shake it off. no biggie