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Hamburg, Germany
Today, at a paintball match, my boyfriend shot me between the legs and asked, "Still want kids now?" FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
LagSwitchFTW
United Kingdom
Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML
Anonymous
Commack, United States
Today, I went paintballing with my girlfriend and her family. Her dad ended up shooting me, and I doubled over in pain. I thought that was it, until he stepped back and shot me several more times in the stomach. "Just double-tapping," he smirked. More like quadruple-tapping. FML
CatLady
San Francisco, United States
Today, I brought up the subject of marriage with my boyfriend. His response was to shoot me with a nerf gun and laugh. FML
iusedprotectionanyway
Waitakere, New Zealand
Today, I went to a paintball match with my family and the family of my brother's girlfriend. A few minutes into, my brother's girlfriend's dad snuck up on me, unloaded into me from behind, and snarled, "That's for knocking my daughter up." He got the wrong guy. My back is killing me. FML
sore
Australia
Today, I was paintballing when I got shot in the stomach and winded. As I was gasping for breath on the ground, someone came up and shot me point blank in my crotch. FML
walllflower
Saint Catharines, Canada
Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML
Anonymous
Ballshot
Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML
Z
Australia
Today, I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day, my girlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly, and I screamed like a little girl. 30 people watched, 4 people filmed. FML
Anonymous
Today, I went paint-balling with my girlfriend. As we drove she was scared about getting shot a lot, especially in the head. I reassured her that with all the protective gear it was unlikely. First round, within a minute, she gets shot 3 times in the back of the head. FML
AquaRevolver
New Zealand
Today, me and my girlfriend went paintballing. I made sure we were on the same team, so I could protect her and be manly. The first time she got shot was by me, I shot her finger. It broke. FML
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CreamGravy 36
I hope the answer is, "Yes, but with someone else"
Welshite 40
Unload your clip at his crotch. Fair is fair.
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SpaceFinn 13
What you should have said afterwards was "not with you."
alexandrarae 13
Your boyfriend is an idiot, if he thinks being hit in the crotch with a paint ball in anyway compares to giving birth.
makkarari 18
I was thinking the same thing. After giving birth to three kids, I don't think there is any pain comparable to bringing a new life into the world. That being said, there is no greater blessing!
17031990 20
You should shoot him in the balls and make is so he is unable to have children!
jaimejager 3
And the dbag of the week award goes to ...
Glasshoney 9
You should've shot him in the dick and asked if he still wants ********! ???
123234345456 1
Lol
pandalover69 26
While crying out in paid I'd yell "Not with you!"
janfleury 19
Answer: Yes, but not with you. Then shoot him there.
coraline123c 23
As they all say "all is fair in love and paintball"
exuberant_orange 17
You should shoot his crotch back and ask "Still want sex now?"