Love: Today, at a bar, a woman approched me and tried to set me up...

By awkward23 - 12/01/2010 10:26 - United States

Today, at a bar, a woman approched me and tried to set me up with her friend. Looking around, the only people in the bar were a man reading the paper and a very ugly woman, looking at me and smiling. I worriedly replied, "I'm sorry, but I'm gay." Turns out her friend was the one reading the paper. FML

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By 10 years, 0 dates - 28/11/2020 11:03

Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML

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By notgoth - 27/07/2014 22:17 - Netherlands - Rijen

Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I'm gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2011 07:56 - Australia

Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML

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By clubber - 04/11/2008 04:16 - Switzerland

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 18:57 - Canada

Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML

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Mixed signals

By Mark - 27/03/2017 09:00 - United States - Knoxville

Today, I asked out a coworker I really like. She gave me a weird look and said, "You're not gay?" I said no, to which she said, "Well, I am". As it turns out, I was the only one who thought she was straight, and the only one who thought I was straight. FML

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By Isitreallythatbad, - 22/12/2013 05:37 - United States

Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML

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Starfire22 5

Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:14

Ydi, why didn't you just say that you had a girlfriend? Or just said " no thanks"

Julianneisasmurf 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:04

don't judge a book by it's cover.

Comments

queen30788 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 21:30

hahaha wow

xLegionx 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 21:35

hahaha. should have just said 'no thanks.'

Erindub 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 21:44

Who reads anewspaper at a bar any who? Weirdo

briansdae 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 22:07

Haha that's funny

davek 36

Tuesday 12 January 2010 22:15

"I'm sorry, I've got a girlfriend" would have been better.

kayladance101 13

Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:11

what does op stand for?

izzy227 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 21:42

abbreviation for Original poster:)

logieebearr 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:15

haaaa good job..I'm sure you felt like a bitch

kayladance101 13

Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:18

someone juss tell me what op stands for!!!

jmeg_fml 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:35

original poster

toxicboy 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:43

Happened to me once before. In my case, I realized after getting with the guy that I liked D**k better than P***y. So no harm done.

CYNNER 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 0:37

Ha ha. i'm really not convinced that that is pendatic's picture. if you've seen all of the rest of them. nice to criticise people you don't know BITCH