Today, for the sixteenth day in a row, my husband slept in the guest room because he doesn't want to disturb the dogs once they've fallen asleep on our bed, so they don't hate him. FML
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Today, my roommate's dogs dictate where I sleep. When my roommate doesn't work, I get to stay in my bedroom. When he does work, I have to go into the living room because they will bark at me simply because I exist until he comes back. I'm already an insomniac; loud dogs are a little overkill. FML
Today, it's been about two months since I made my husband sleep in the spare room after an argument. I invited him back to our room after two nights but he refused. Since then he’s moved a TV, Xbox, fridge and new armchair into the spare room, and put a lock on the door only he has a key for. I’ve barely seen him. FML
Today, my dogs have coordinated a T-formation as I lay down to sleep. Essentially cutting me off 80% of the bed. Too tired to fight, too annoyed to sleep. FML
Today, I realized for the last year that my husband has been home from Iraq, I haven't gotten more than a few hours of sleep at night. Not because he gets nightmares, but because he now snores so loud that the pets sleep at the other end of the house to get rest. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s bed is so uncomfortable that even after six months of not seeing him, I’m sleeping on the floor so I can actually get some sleep. FML
Today, my ex is sleeping in the basement for a few days until he can find a new place. All three of my cats would rather snuggle with him on the couch, even though two of them hate each other. None want to be with me. FML
Today, my wife kicked me out of my own bed to go and sleep on the sofa because the dog was whining, and would only stop if she was allowed to sleep on my side of the bed. My wife would rather sleep with the dog than me. FML
Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML
Today, I've been trying to train the cats not to sleep on the bed, which is hard because they all adore my husband. I woke up in the middle of the night to him sleeping on his stomach and all three lying on him, staring daggers at me. FML
Today, my fiancé, my two-year-old, and my dog are all sleeping peacefully next to me in our new king-sized memory foam bed. It's 2:15 in the morning. Why am I not sleeping? Because they all snore, one right after the other. It's like an endless song of snoring. FML
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masmalaque 21
Why do you keep letting your dogs sleep with you if this has happened 15 times already?!
Kieranr10 23
Couldn't u sleep in the guest room as well?
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Kieranr10 23
Couldn't u sleep in the guest room as well?
OhPuhleeze 23
But that would mean the dogs would have won their own personal bedroom. Why do they allow the dogs to sleep on the bed in the first place is the question?
xxDeeStar 27
From my experience, dogs don't hold grudges so your husband shouldn't fear that. But sleeping in the guest room for 16 days? I don't want to assume (and I'm sorry if I'm wrong) but it seems that you're husband is making an excuse. Kick the dogs off and see if he makes another excuse or comes back..
species4872 20
Dogs hold grudges.
RayniDae 12
not for very long
cupcakebruh 21
or if they do, its for a much bigger reason, not just kicking them off the bed
sloosh 17
Sounds like a bit of a "cat" person to me. Grow a pair son.
Yudith_fml 11
No cat person would tolerate to come after a dog. The husband would have said "Get those dogs out of our bed or I go!" Now, if he said that sixteen times already, you're in big trouble. Try counseling and dog training.
sleepyeyed 1
I agree with the husband - nothing is worse than finally winding down, stumbling into the bedroom, and then having to fight two dogs for a place on the bed.
blacklightening 11
blockade the dogs from the bed room on the first place or use some dog treats to get them off the bed and out off the room. seriously kicking them out what make them hate u.
masmalaque 21
Why do you keep letting your dogs sleep with you if this has happened 15 times already?!
Alittlebitiffy 27
I take sleeping pills and go to sleep first to wake up early for university. He comes to bed a couple of hours after me once I'm already asleep. The dogs sneak onto the bed sometime in between.
rivaraven 35
Keep the dogs out of your bedroom, then??
cheshireau 26
I share my bed with my dog, if he's hogging the bed, I physically move him.
notsoanonymous3 20
He's a good man
Ruthiepooh42 6
Okay, what is really happening here is the husband is proving to them that he's not the alpha - or the beta - in the pack. You might mention that to him. Not trying to be derogatory, I've had a lot of experience with dogs and that's just the way they think. We have a beautiful blue doberman, who weighs 94 lbs, and he HAS to know who is the alpha, who's the beta, etc, because he could easily become a terror if he didn't know where he stood in the pack.
species4872 20
If the devil had a dog it would be a doberman. their just evil.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
You're completely wrong there 4872. First the owner makes the dog and so therefore no dog is evil. More importantly though the doberman was deliberately bred to be the perfect guard dog. They're actually famous for having a good temperament.
species4872 20
Who let the dogs out.
MissPanda85 5
Nobody, that's the problem