Today, as I was walking towards my friends at the bus stop, a man came up to me and asked me out. This was the first time I'd be asked out in months. I accepted. When I reached my friends they looked at me then asked, "Why were you talking to that homeless guy?". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML
Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside for a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. FML
Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML
Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
Today, after being hella single through this pandemic, I was gently stopped by an attractive man on my way to the bus stop. He looked deep into my eyes, and I took my headphones out so I could hear him better. Then, he started moving nervously, took a breath… and offered me meth, before tweaking away. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
Today, I, someone who has experienced only one romantic relationship in my 35 years (which ended 8 years ago), was hit on by a homeless drug felon client at work. FML
Today, I was walking in the freezing rain when a guy asked me if I wanted to share his umbrella with him. I grinned and told him I did. He then noticed a pretty girl walking behind me and he abruptly turned to her and asked her the same question. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Um, desperate much? If they look homeless, I'd be cautious just to talk to them. This is a whole new level of... awkward. Random guys you meet at bus stops that ask you on dates... Just... No.
lady_n 0
umm, didn't he even look homeless? hahah
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Kez_fml 0
might be kinky ;) and... just maybe... he might be a nice person .... But no, of course not - your friends might judge you...
idontgiveone 0
What happened to "say NO to strangers" crap they give you at school? Eh. Must be desperate.
thhopelessrmntc 0
A cute guy can become homeless, but regardless of whether he appeared to be homeless or not... random people you meet at bus stops are not the best bet. But, still, just take it as an awkward and embarrassing ego boost! ...? Hmph.
jonnymohio 2
Your "friends" are haters, get new ones.
chea_chea 0
Just because they said he was homeless doesn't mean he was. Isn't it pretty easy to tell if they are homeless or not? I know this sounds stereotypical but most of them you can tell right off the bat because most are unshaven, unkempt, dirty clothes, and they'll be carrying around a lot of personal belongings in bags, shopping carts, etc. Did this guy fit the profile? LOL if so you mighta deserved this one for not being more aware
sheena_bandy 0
Strangers that ask you out at bus stops are likely going to rob, rape, or murder you.
eaganraine1 2
You should probably get your paranoia checked.
dearjennyanyway 0
So would a homeless person actually ask you on a date? the homeless I see around here just sleep, and ask for cash, food ect. Maybe you guys can drink 40s and sleep under a bridge. ^.^ I really just think your friends were being inconsiderate as stated above.
sparda4355 0
Depending on where you live... Homeless aint so bad! He could be a surfer... He could just be a conspiracy freak trying to live off the grid... Or maybe he just wants to stick it to the man?
raged_fml 0
so you accepted a date from someone you have never seen?
L0VE_fml 0
wow, go out with someone you don't know . . helllllllllo desperate.