Miscellaneous: Today, as I was walking towards my friends at the bus stop, a...

By Anonymous - 16/05/2009 00:11 - Canada

Today, as I was walking towards my friends at the bus stop, a man came up to me and asked me out. This was the first time I'd be asked out in months. I accepted. When I reached my friends they looked at me then asked, "Why were you talking to that homeless guy?". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 09:32 - India

Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML

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By Kev - 19/02/2009 23:42 - Canada

Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside for a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. FML

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By veebenjoo - 28/06/2011 05:35 - United States

Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML

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By meesmees - 23/11/2013 10:48 - United States - Severna Park

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2021 08:00

Today, after being hella single through this pandemic, I was gently stopped by an attractive man on my way to the bus stop. He looked deep into my eyes, and I took my headphones out so I could hear him better. Then, he started moving nervously, took a breath… and offered me meth, before tweaking away. FML

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By katiebell - 04/10/2019 12:00

Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML

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By Brasilian29 - 11/12/2014 12:01 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 2 years after eating in a 5-star restaurant. She said that she wasn't ready and that she would walk home by herself, which she did. A homeless gentleman walked up from behind me, patted me on the back and said, "Bitches man." I cried. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 21:18 - Argentina

Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML

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Consider the offer

By Anonymous - 03/01/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I, someone who has experienced only one romantic relationship in my 35 years (which ended 8 years ago), was hit on by a homeless drug felon client at work. FML

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Saturday 16 May 2009 12:29

Um, desperate much? If they look homeless, I'd be cautious just to talk to them. This is a whole new level of... awkward. Random guys you meet at bus stops that ask you on dates... Just... No.

lady_n 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:12

umm, didn't he even look homeless? hahah

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Kez_fml 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 15:33

might be kinky ;) and... just maybe... he might be a nice person .... But no, of course not - your friends might judge you...

idontgiveone 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 15:56

What happened to "say NO to strangers" crap they give you at school? Eh. Must be desperate.

thhopelessrmntc 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 16:00

A cute guy can become homeless, but regardless of whether he appeared to be homeless or not... random people you meet at bus stops are not the best bet. But, still, just take it as an awkward and embarrassing ego boost! ...? Hmph.

jonnymohio 2

Saturday 16 May 2009 16:17

Your "friends" are haters, get new ones.

chea_chea 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 16:34

Just because they said he was homeless doesn't mean he was. Isn't it pretty easy to tell if they are homeless or not? I know this sounds stereotypical but most of them you can tell right off the bat because most are unshaven, unkempt, dirty clothes, and they'll be carrying around a lot of personal belongings in bags, shopping carts, etc. Did this guy fit the profile? LOL if so you mighta deserved this one for not being more aware

sheena_bandy 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 16:57

Strangers that ask you out at bus stops are likely going to rob, rape, or murder you.

eaganraine1 2

Monday 23 January 2012 16:26

You should probably get your paranoia checked.

dearjennyanyway 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 17:12

So would a homeless person actually ask you on a date? the homeless I see around here just sleep, and ask for cash, food ect. Maybe you guys can drink 40s and sleep under a bridge. ^.^ I really just think your friends were being inconsiderate as stated above.

sparda4355 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 17:12

Depending on where you live... Homeless aint so bad! He could be a surfer... He could just be a conspiracy freak trying to live off the grid... Or maybe he just wants to stick it to the man?